The Cruise of the "Scandal", and other storiesBridges, Victor
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The Cruise of the "Scandal", and other stories
Bridges, Victor
English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
From that day onward she had lavished the whole affection of her
broken heart upon little Squarky-woo. He was indeed a mouse of which
any mother might have been proud. His coat was as brown as the
Thames water at London Bridge, his eyes were as black as Maria, and
his teeth were as sharp as needles and as white as ivory. Deep down
in her heart Mammy-ana thought him perfect, but it must not be
supposed from this that she in any way neglected her duties as a
mother. She insisted on his getting up at twelve o'clock every
night, and going into his hole at six o'clock every morning. He was
never allowed to play with the other young mice, or to use any vulgar
expressions, such as "Go to Felis!" or "You be trapped!" Above all,
he was strictly forbidden, on any excuse whatever, to go near the
kitchen in which his beloved father had met so dreadful a fate.
With the foolishness of youth, Squarky-woo chafed under this
admirable discipline. Not that he ever complained to his mother--oh,
dear, no! He loved her too much, and, besides, she would probably
have beaten him. Of course, if she had done so, it would only have
been for his own good; but Squarky-woo, being modest by nature, felt
that he was quite good enough. So he kept his thoughts to himself,
and did what he was told, and Mammy-ana frequently informed him that
he was the best behaved and the most satisfactory little mouse in the
whole of Berkeley Square. "This," she would add, "is rather due to
your excellent upbringing than to any innate virtue that you yourself
possess." And Squarky-woo, who had quite made up his mind to pay a
visit to the kitchen on the first possible occasion, used to bow his
head gracefully, as though recognising the truth of her remark, and
then wink at himself in the looking-glass under the dining-room
sideboard.
Though nothing can excuse such duplicity, especially in early life,
Squarky-woo's conduct was not really quite so reprehensible as it
appears at first sight. He suffered from temptations of which
Mammy-ana was ignorant, for the other young mice had the most
offensive habit of jeering at him whenever she was not present.
"Yah!" they would cry, "Who's afraid of the cat? Look at little
Stay-in-hole!" Then they would tell him wonderful stories about the
kitchen, how the floor was strewn with crumbs, and how exciting it
was to creep in quietly and pick them up, while the great, ugly brute
of a cat nodded away sleepily in front of the fire. And Squarky-woo
would grind his teeth with impotent fury, and swear to himself that,
come what might, nothing should stop him from sharing in their
adventures.
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