The Cruise of the "Scandal", and other storiesBridges, Victor
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The Cruise of the "Scandal", and other stories
Bridges, Victor
English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
If the Zeitgeist had any particular purpose when it tossed Tommy's
atoms together, it must have been the production of a
super-chauffeur. Amazingly erratic as he is in other things, his
driving and handling of a car more nearly approaches perfection than
any human effort I know. In other hands the hired wreckage that bore
our fortunes would, I feel sure, have collapsed hopelessly long
before we reached Gloucester. But Tommy, who, according to Mortimer,
had pored lovingly over it with a spanner for several hours that
morning, lifted it triumphantly, if complainingly, through all
demands. At half-past six, dusty and incredibly vociferous, it
clattered into Ross, and, practically speaking, our journey was
accomplished.
We had a cup of tea at the hotel there, and then in the cool of the
evening clanked on cheerfully through the thickly wooded lanes that
led to Sir Cuthbert Quinn's bungalow. The distance must have been
about six miles, and it was while we were covering this that we got
on to the question of how great a strain a salmon rod would stand.
Tommy had been telling us some yarn about how a man he knew had
jerked a fifteen-pound salmon clean out of the water, and I had
ventured to cast a little mild doubt on the accuracy of the tale.
Tommy had been quite indignant.
"Why, of course it's possible," he had declared. "A salmon rod will
stand almost any strain. The best swimmer in the world would be
quite helpless if you hooked him by a belt round his middle."
"Get out, Tommy," I said derisively; "he'd break you every time."
"I bet you he wouldn't," said Tommy. "Look here, you get a good
swimmer--any one you like, I don't care who he is--and I'll bet you
five pounds I'll land him in under half an hour."
"Done with you," I replied. "And what's more, I'll bet you another
fiver he breaks your line inside of five minutes."
Mortimer chuckled.
"There's money in this," he observed. "We'd better advertise it in
the _Sportsman_ and charge for seats. We might make quite a decent
thing out of it."
As he spoke we rattled round the corner of a deeply embedded lane,
and, of a sudden, the Wye lay before us, gleaming like silver in its
cool green valley.
"That's the bungalow," said Tommy, pointing to a low, red-tiled
building which one could just catch a glimpse of through the trees.
"The boathouse must be just below us."
We trundled delicately down the hill, for the road rather resembled
the traditional highway to Zion, and pulled up outside a
solid-looking building on the banks of the river.
Tommy stopped the engine, and we all clambered out. The island lay
exactly opposite, its neatly painted landing-stage facing us across
the water.
"Why, there's the boat!" exclaimed Mortimer suddenly. "Over there by
the steps--look!"
He pointed towards the island, and following his gesture, we all saw
a small dinghy apparently tied up to one of the willows that fringed
the bank.
We stared at it in amazement.
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