The Cruise of the "Scandal", and other storiesBridges, Victor
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The Cruise of the "Scandal", and other stories
Bridges, Victor
English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
There was a sound of steps outside, and the sudden thud of a heavy
weight on the ground.
"Here 'i is," said the landlord.
The door swung open, and Mr. Bates, looking up, saw a man enter. He
was a pale-faced, sandy-haired individual, with a sharp nose, watery
eyes, and a general air of somewhat dissipated insolence.
"Good 'evenin', gentlemen all," he remarked. "Hallo, Potter! Give
me message to Horniman?"
"That's all right, Mr. Andrew," answered the landlord. "There's a
room upstairs if you want one. I'll send George along to get your
box in."
"Wot's the meanin' of all this 'ere bust up?" inquired the
red-whiskered man, as the new-comer settled himself down with a large
glass of Hollands in front of him.
Mr. Andrew laughed with a fine assumption of independence. "Jest got
sick of the old swine, and told 'im so," he replied. "Nearly 'ad a
fit when I gave 'im notice."
"Must 'a' bin a blow to 'im," said the postman. "Did you get your
last week's wages?"
Mr. Andrew looked across coldly. "He offered me a cheque," he said,
"but I told 'im to keep it and get 'is 'air cut."
"And then you woke up, I s'pose," added the postman.
"What'll the Professor do without you, Mr. Andrew?" inquired the
landlord, anxious to relieve the somewhat strained situation.
"Have to look after 'imself for a day or two, I 'ope, and I've left
some work for 'im, I'll warrant you. There's all yesterday's things
unwashed, 'is rotten old boots dirty, the stores mixed up, and every
window and door in the place unfastened. I only 'ope," he added
viciously, "as some tramp'll come along and clean out the whole place
before 'e finds out! I'd 'alf a mind to chalk up a notice on the
gate opposite, sayin' that the kitchen windows at The Firs was
unlatched, and that there was plenty of grub and drink for any one
who chose to walk in and 'elp themselves."
In the laughter that followed this spirited harangue, Mr. Bates
turned to his next-door neighbour, a quiet man who had not spoken
yet, and inquired in a subdued voice:
"The Firs? Ain't that the house I passed coming along--a little
white place standing back on the left?"
"That's it, mate," answered the other. "Professor Stenson's. Andrew
'ere was 'is servant."
"Seems to me," observed the gentleman with gaiters, addressing the
hero of the evening, "as you've got your own back out of him."
Mr. Andrew grinned complacently. "I don't believe in bein' put on,"
he admitted. "One man's as good as another, I say, and I like to be
treated with proper respect."
"And not kicked out of the 'ouse, like a thief, at a minute's
notice," added the postman.
There was a moment of unpleasant silence.
"If you're trying to insinooate--" began Mr. Andrew hotly.
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