The Cuckoo in the Nest, v. 2/2Oliphant, Mrs. (Margaret)
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The Cuckoo in the Nest, v. 2/2
Oliphant, Mrs. (Margaret)
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all events, of old friends, most of whom called her Meg, and had known
her from her girlhood. These were not, perhaps, very entertaining
evenings, but they were better than the modern fashion. She lived,
accordingly, very much alone with Osy, and the maid-of-all-work, whom,
knowing so little as she did of the practical arrangements of a
household, she had to train, with many misadventures, which would have
been amusing had there been anybody with whom she could have laughed
over her own blunders and Jane’s ignorance. But alas! there was no one.
Osy was too young to be amused when his pudding was burned or his
potatoes like stones. He was more likely to cry, and his mother’s
anxiety for his health and comfort took the fun out of the ludicrous,
yet painful, errors of her unaccustomed house-keeping. It depends so
much on one’s surroundings whether these failures are ludicrous or
tragical. In some cases they are an enlivenment of life, in others an
exaggeration of all its troubles. These, however, were but temporary;
for Mrs. Osborne, though she knew nothing to begin with, and did not
even know whether she was capable of learning, was, in fact, too capable
a woman, though she was not aware of it, to be long overcome by troubles
of this kind; and it soon became a pleasure to her and enlivenment of
her life to look after her own little domestic arrangements, and carry
forward the education of her little maid-servant. There was not, after
all, very much to do--plenty of time after all was done for Osy’s
lessons, and for what was equally important, Margaret’s own lessons,
self-conducted, to fit her for teaching her boy. At seven years old a
little pupil does not make any very serious call upon his teachers, and
though Margaret was aware of having no education herself, she was still
capable of as much as the little fellow wanted, except in one
particular. Osy had, as many children have in the first stage, a
precocious capacity for what his mother called “figures,” knowing no
better; for I doubt whether Margaret knew what was the difference
between arithmetic and mathematics, or where one ends and the other
begins. Osy did in his own little head sums which made his mother’s
hair stand erect on hers. She was naturally all the more proud of this
achievement that she did not understand it in the least. She was even
delighted when Osy found her all wrong in an answer she had carefully
boggled out to one of those alarming sums, and laughed till the tears
came into her eyes at the pitying looks and apologetic speeches of her
little boy. “It isn’t nofing wrong, Movver,” Osy said. “Ladies never,
never do sums.” He stroked her hand in his childish compassion, anxious
to restore her to her own esteem. “You can wead evwyfing you sees in any
book, and write bof big hand and small hand, and understand evwyfing;
but ladies never does sums,” said Osy, climbing up to put his arms round
her neck and console her. These excuses for her incapacity were sweeter
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