The Daughter of Anderson CrowMcCutcheon, George Barr
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The Daughter of Anderson Crow
McCutcheon, George Barr
City and town life -- Fiction; Foundlings -- Fiction; New York (State) -- Fiction
The audience sat stupefied, paralysed. While all this was going on upon
the inside, a single detective on the outside was stealthily puncturing
the tires of every automobile in the collection, Mr. Bracken's huge
touring car being excepted for reasons to be seen later on.
"Good heavens!" groaned old Judge Brewster. A half dozen women fainted
and a hundred men broke into a cold perspiration.
"Hands up, everybody!" commanded Andrew Gregory. "We can take no
chances. The train robbers are in this audience. They came to hold up
the entire crowd, but we are too quick for you, my fine birds. The place
is surrounded!"
"Mr. Gregory, the insurance--" began Anderson Crow, but he was cut
short.
"Mr. Crow deserves great credit for this piece of detective work. His
mere presence is a guaranty of safety to those of you who are not
thieves. You all have your hands up? Thanks. Mr. Crow, please keep those
actors quiet. Now, ladies and gentlemen, it is not always an easy matter
to distinguish thieves from honest men. I will first give the
desperadoes a chance to surrender peaceably. No one steps forward? Very
well. Keep your hands up, all of you. The man who lowers his hands will
be instantly regarded as a desperado and may get a bullet in his body
for his folly. The innocent must suffer with the guilty. Mr. Crow, shall
we proceed with the search?"
"Yes, sir; go right ahead, and be quick," replied Anderson Crow.
"Very well, then, in the name of the law, my men will begin the search.
They will pass among you, ladies and gentlemen, and any effort to retard
their progress will be met with instant--well, you know."
Before the petrified audience could fully realise what was taking place,
three of the detectives were swiftly passing from person to person,
stripping the women of their jewels, the men of their money and their
watches. A half-hearted protest went up to Anderson Crow, but it was
checked summarily by the "searching party." It was well for the poor
marshal that he never knew what the audience thought of him at that
ghastly moment.
It was all over in five minutes. The detectives had searched every
prosperous-looking person in the audience, under the very nose and guns
of Marshal Crow, and they were sardonically bidding the assemblage a
fond good-bye from the flapping doorway in the side wall. Andrew Gregory
addressed the crowd, smiling broadly.
"We found a good many more robbers in the crowd than we could
conveniently handle, ladies and gentlemen. In fact, I never came across
such a rare collection of hold-up men outside of Wall Street. The only
perfectly honest man in Tinkletown to-night is Anderson Crow, your
esteemed marshal. Believe me, he is ridiculously honest. He may be a
damn fool, but he is honest. Don't blame him. Thanking you, one and all,
for your generous help in our search for the train robbers, we bid you
an affectionate farewell. We may meet again if you travel extensively on
express trains. Good-night!"
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