Of course he was too old to play with me, but he had famous games by
himself with corks and pieces of paper. Sooner or later he would drive
these under one of the bookcases, and would sit down and mew plaintively
until I went and raked them out for him. Then he would get up and walk
away as if such toys were beneath his dignity. The one fault I found in
his character was this constant emphasis of an inferiority that I was
quite willing to confess. A generous cat would have realised that I was
trying to do my best, and would have pardoned my hundred errors of
judgment. Kim never wearied of putting me in my place, and turned a
scornful tail to my heartfelt apologies. When he was dozing in the
evening on the hearthrug he was very angry if any one put coals on the
fire, even though he had been warned beforehand of what was about to
happen. He would look at me with an air of noble reproach and stalk away
to the window, where, perched on the back of a window-seat, he would stay
for hours, patiently observant of the sounds and smells of the night.
But it was at mealtimes that he made me realise most the strength of his
individuality. I had imagined that all cats were fond of milk, but Kim
quickly disillusioned me, and it was as the result of a series of
experiments that I discovered that he would only drink new milk raised to
a certain temperature, and not then if he thought I was watching him.
For the first twenty-four hours after he arrived he would eat nothing,
though I tried to tempt him with chicken, sardines, and fillet of sole.
Once or twice he gave a little plaintive mew, but for the most part he
succeeded in giving me the impression of a brave heart enduring the pangs
of a consuming hunger with noble fortitude. At the end of that period,
when he had reduced me to despair, he relieved himself and me by stealing
a haddock. After that the task of feeding him was comparatively easy. I
would prepare him a dinner and pretend to eat it myself with great
enjoyment; then I would leave the room as if I had suddenly remembered an
appointment. When I returned the plate would be empty—that is, as empty
as a cat’s dignity will allow him to leave a plate, and a few delicate
impressions of Kim’s paws on the tablecloth would tell me that all was
well. The irritating motive that underlay this graceless mannerism was
clear to me. He would not be beholden to me for so much as a sardine,
and he was willing to steal all his meals so long as he could remain
independent. I think, too, that it amused him to undermine my moral
character by making me deceitful.
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