English fiction -- 20th century; English wit and humor; Humorous stories, English; Short stories, English; Sports stories
Charles, I love your garden. It was jolly to see the white flower of
Mrs Sinkins' blameless life again. I knew Mrs Sinkins as a bulb--I
mean as a boy, and have always regarded her with affection. I
suppose I shall have to wait for Dorothy Perkins. She is hardly out
yet. My love is like a---- Oh, but Dorothy is pink. Anyhow, she
sweetly smiles in June, and it's just on June, so I'm blowed if I
don't come down to see her next month, whether you ask me or not.
Better send me an invitation for form's sake.
And teach me about flowers, will you? (And I will tell you about
motor omnibuses.) Why do they all end in "kins"? It can't be a
coincidence that the only two which I know to talk to should do this.
Funnily enough, motor omnibuses all end in Putney, which shows that
this is a very small world after all, and we needs must love the
highest when we see it. So near and yet so far. Doesn't it annoy
you when you meet a person in London whom you last saw in Uganda, and
he fatuously observes that the world is a very small place? It would
have been a much smaller place, _prima facie_, if you had last seen
him at Leamington.
To return to Dorothy; we have flowers in London, too. What about the
Temple Show? I saw a man there with a kodak; I suppose he wanted to
snap the roses as they were growing. That's the sort of weather we
are on the Embankment! Oh, but the fruit there! I wish I were a
prize tomato; what a complexion!
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