Manners and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
“Curious, ain’t it?” said Poney, puffing, on the next track. “You an’
me, if we got that man under our bumpers, we’d work him into red waste
an’ not know what we’d done; but-up there—with the steam hummin’ in his
boiler that awful quiet way...”
“_I_ know,” said ・007. “Makes me feel as if I’d dropped my Fire an’ was
getting cold. He _is_ the greatest man on earth.”
They were at the far north end of the yard now, under a switchtower,
looking down on the four-track way of the main traffic. The Boston
Compound was to haul ・007’s string to some far-away northern junction
over an indifferent road-bed, and she mourned aloud for the ninety-six
pound rails of the B. & A.
“You’re young; you’re young,” she coughed. “You don’t realise your
responsibilities.”
“Yes, he does,” said Poney, sharply; “but he don’t lie down under ’em.”
Then, with aside-spurt of steam, exactly like a tough spitting: “There
ain’t more than fifteen thousand dollars’ worth o’ freight behind her
anyway, and she goes on as if ’t were a hundred thousand—same as the
Mogul’s. Excuse me, madam, but you’ve the track.... She’s stuck on a
dead-centre again—bein’ specially designed not to.”
The Compound crawled across the tracks on a long slant, groaning
horribly at each switch, and moving like a cow in a snow-drift. There
was a little pause along the yard after her tail-lights had
disappeared; switches locked crisply, and every one seemed to be
waiting.
“Now I’ll show you something worth,” said Poney. “When the Purple
Emperor ain’t on time, it’s about time to amend the Constitution. The
first stroke of twelve is—”
“Boom!” went the clock in the big yard-tower, and far away ・007 heard a
full, vibrating “_Yah! Yah! Yah!_” A headlight twinkled on the horizon
like a star, grew an overpowering blaze, and whooped up the humming
track to the roaring music of a happy giant’s song:
“With a michnai—ghignai—shtingal! Yah! Yah! Yah!
Ein—zwei—drei—Mutter! Yah! Yah! Yah!
She climb upon der shteeple,
Und she frighten all der people.
Singin’ michnai—ghignai—shtingal! Yah! Yah!”
The last defiant “yah! yah!” was delivered a mile and a half beyond the
passenger-depot; but ・007 had caught one glimpse of the superb
six-wheel-coupled racing-locomotive, who hauled the pride and glory of
the road—the gilt-edged Purple Emperor, the millionaires’ south-bound
express, laying the miles over his shoulder as a man peels a shaving
from a soft board. The rest was a blur of maroon enamel, a bar of white
light from the electrics in the cars, and a flicker of nickel-plated
hand-rail on the rear platform.
“Ooh!” said ・007.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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