Manners and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
Once before in his life The Maltese Cat had heard that very same stroke
played off his own back, and had profited by the confusion it wrought.
This time he acted on experience, and leaving Bamboo to guard the goal
in case of accidents, came through the others like a flash, head and
tail low—Lutyens standing up to ease him—swept on and on before the
other side knew what was the matter, and nearly pitched on his head
between the Archangels’ goal-post as Lutyens kicked the ball in after a
straight scurry of a hundred and fifty yards. If there was one thing
more than another upon which The Maltese Cat prided himself, it was on
this quick, streaking kind of run half across the ground. He did not
believe in taking balls round the field unless you were clearly
overmatched. After this they gave the Archangels five-minuted football;
and an expensive fast pony hates football because it rumples his
temper. Who’s Who showed himself even better than Polaris in this game.
He did not permit any wriggling away, but bored joyfully into the
scrimmage as if he had his nose in a feed-box and was looking for
something nice. Little Shikast jumped on the ball the minute it got
clear, and every time an Archangel pony followed it, he found Shikast
standing over it, asking what was the matter.
“If we can live through this quarter,” said The Maltese Cat, “I sha’n’t
care. Don’t take it out of yourselves. Let them do the lathering.”
So the ponies, as their riders explained afterwards, “shut-up.” The
Archangels kept them tied fast in front of their goal, but it cost the
Archangels’ ponies all that was left of their tempers; and ponies began
to kick, and men began to repeat compliments, and they chopped at the
legs of Who’s Who, and he set his teeth and stayed where he was, and
the dust stood up like a tree over the scrimmage until that hot quarter
ended.
They found the ponies very excited and confident when they went to
their saises; and The Maltese Cat had to warn them that the worst of
the game was coming.
“Now _we_ are all going in for the second time,” said he, “and _they_
are trotting out fresh ponies. You think you can gallop, but you’ll
find you can’t; and then you’ll be sorry.”
“But two goals to nothing is a halter-long lead,” said Kittiwynk,
prancing.
“How long does it take to get a goal?” The Maltese Cat answered. “For
pity’s sake, don’t run away with a notion that the game is half-won
just because we happen to be in luck now! They’ll ride you into the
grand stand, if they can; you must _not_ give ’em a chance. Follow the
ball.”
“Football, as usual?” said Polaris. “My hock’s half as big as a
nose-bag.”
“Don’t let them have a look at the ball, if you can help it. Now leave
me alone. I must get all the rest I can before the last quarter.”
He hung down his head and let all his muscles go slack, Shikast,
Bamboo, and Who’s Who copying his example.
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