Manners and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
“‘Hoot, oot,’ said he. ‘Ye might ha’ crammed her a little—enough to
show ye were drivin’ her—an’ brought her in twa days behind. What’s
easier than to say ye slowed for bearin’s, eh? All my men do it, and—I
believe ’em.’
“‘McRimmon,’ says I, ‘what’s her virginity to a lassie?’
“He puckered his dry face an’ twisted in his chair. ‘The warld an’ a’,’
says he. ‘My God, the vara warld an’ a’. (But what ha’ you or me to do
wi’ virginity, this late along?)’
“‘This,’ I said. ‘There’s just one thing that each one of us in his
trade or profession will _not_ do for ony consideration whatever. If I
run to time I run to time, barrin’ always the risks o’ the high seas.
Less than that, under God, I have not done. More than that, by God, I
will not do! There’s no trick o’ the trade I’m not acquaint wi’—’
“‘So I’ve heard,’ says McRimmon, dry as a biscuit.
“‘But yon matter o’ fair runnin’ s just my Shekinah, ye’ll understand.
I daurna tamper wi’ _that_. Nursing weak engines is fair craftsmanship;
but what the Board ask is cheatin’, wi’ the risk o’ manslaughter
addeetional.’ Ye’ll note I know my business.
“There was some more talk, an’ next week I went aboard the _Kite_,
twenty-five hunder ton, simple compound, a Black Bird tramp. The deeper
she rode, the better she’d steam. I’ve snapped as much as eleven out of
her, but eight point three was her fair normal. Good food forward an’
better aft, all indents passed wi’out marginal remarks, the best coal,
new donkeys, and good crews. There was nothin’ the old man would not
do, except paint. That was his deeficulty. Ye could no more draw paint
than his last teeth from him. He’d come down to dock, an’ his boats a
scandal all along the watter, an’ he’d whine an’ cry an’ say they
looked all he could desire. Every owner has his _non plus ultra_, I’ve
obsairved. Paint was McRimmon’s. But you could get round his engines
without riskin’ your life, an’, for all his blindness, I’ve seen him
reject five flawed intermediates, one after the other, on a nod from
me; an’ his cattle-fittin’s were guaranteed for North Atlantic winter
weather. Ye ken what _that_ means? McRimmon an’ the Black Bird Line,
God bless him!
“Oh, I forgot to say she would lie down an’ fill her forward deck
green, an’ snore away into a twenty-knot gale forty-five to the minute,
three an’ a half knots an hour, the engines runnin’ sweet an’ true as a
bairn breathin’ in its sleep. Bell was skipper; an’ forbye there’s no
love lost between crews an’ owners, we were fond o’ the auld Blind
Deevil an’ his dog, an’ I’m thinkin’ he liked us. He was worth the
windy side o’ twa million sterlin’, an’ no friend to his own blood-kin.
Money’s an awfu’ thing—overmuch—for a lonely man.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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