Manners and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
“I could say no more than ‘Obey orders, if ye break owners,’ but on the
_Kite_ we believed McRimmon was mad; an’ McIntyre of the _Lammergeyer_
was for lockin’ him up by some patent legal process he’d found in a
book o’ maritime law. An’ a’ that week South American freights rose an’
rose. It was sinfu’!
“Syne Bell got orders to tak’ the _Kite_ round to Liverpool in
water-ballast, and McRimmon came to bid’s good-bye, yammerin’ an’
whinin’ o’er the acres o’ paint he’d lavished on the _Lammergeyer_.
“‘I look to you to retrieve it,’ says he. ‘I look to you to reimburse
me! ’Fore God, why are ye not cast off? Are ye dawdlin’ in dock for a
purpose?’
“‘What odds, McRimmon?’ says Bell. ‘We’ll be a day behind the fair at
Liverpool. The _Grotkau_’s got all the freight that might ha’ been ours
an’ the _Lammergeyer_’s.’ McRimmon laughed an’ chuckled—the pairfect
eemage o’ senile dementia. Ye ken his eyebrows wark up an’ down like a
gorilla’s.
“‘Ye’re under sealed orders,’ said he, tee-heein’ an’ scratchin’
himself. ‘Yon’s they’—to be opened _seriatim_.
“Says Bell, shufflin’ the envelopes when the auld man had gone ashore:
‘We’re to creep round a’ the south coast, standin’ in for orders—this
weather, too. There’s no question o’ his lunacy now.’
“Well, we buttocked the auld _Kite_ along—vara bad weather we
made—standin’ in all alongside for telegraphic orders, which are the
curse o’ skippers. Syne we made over to Holyhead, an’ Bell opened the
last envelope for the last instructions. I was wi’ him in the cuddy,
an’ he threw it over to me, cryin’: ‘Did ye ever know the like, Mac?’
“I’ll no say what McRimmon had written, but he was far from mad. There
was a sou’wester brewin’ when we made the mouth o’ the Mersey, a bitter
cold morn wi’ a grey-green sea and a grey-green sky—Liverpool weather,
as they say; an’ there we lay choppin’, an’ the crew swore. Ye canna
keep secrets aboard ship. They thought McRimmon was mad, too.
“Syne we saw the _Grotkau_ rollin’ oot on the top o’ flood, deep an’
double deep, wi’ her new-painted funnel an’ her new-painted boats an’
a’. She looked her name, an’, moreover, she coughed like it. Calder
tauld me at Radley’s what ailed his engines, but my own ear would ha’
told me twa mile awa’, by the beat o’ them. Round we came, plungin’ an’
squatterin’ in her wake, an’ the wind cut wi’ good promise o’ more to
come. By six it blew hard but clear, an’ before the middle watch it was
a sou’wester in airnest.
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