Manners and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
They drifted under the great twelve-inch pinned timbers of the
foot-bridge towards the bench, and, I gathered, the time was very near
at hand. The stuff was getting in its work. Blue, white, and blue
again, rolled over the navvy’s face in waves, till all settled to one
rich clay-bank yellow and—that fell which fell.
I thought of the blowing up of Hell Gate; of the geysers in the
Yellowstone Park; of Jonah and his whale: but the lively original, as I
watched it foreshortened from above, exceeded all these things. He
staggered to the bench, the heavy wooden seat cramped with iron cramps
into the enduring stone, and clung there with his left hand. It
quivered and shook, as a breakwater-pile quivers to the rush of
landward-racing seas; nor was there lacking when he caught his breath,
the “scream of a maddened beach dragged down by the tide.” His right
hand was upon the doctor’s collar, so that the two shook to one
paroxysm, pendulums vibrating together, while I, apart, shook with
them.
It was colossal—immense; but of certain manifestations the English
language stops short. French only, the caryatid French of Victor Hugo,
would have described it; so I mourned while I laughed, hastily
shuffling and discarding inadequate adjectives. The vehemence of the
shock spent itself, and the sufferer half fell, half knelt, across the
bench. He was calling now upon God and his wife, huskily, as the
wounded bull calls upon the unscathed herd to stay. Curiously enough,
he used no bad language: that had gone from him with the rest. The
doctor exhibited gold. It was taken and retained. So, too, was the grip
on the coat-collar.
“If I could stand,” boomed the giant, despairingly, “I’d smash you—you
an’ your drinks. I’m dyin’—dyin’—dyin’!”
“That’s what you think,” said the doctor. “You’ll find it will do you a
lot of good”; and, making a virtue of a somewhat imperative necessity,
he added: “I’ll stay by you. If you’d let go of me a minute I’d give
you something that would settle you.”
“You’ve settled me now, you damned anarchist. Takin’ the bread out of
the mouth of an English workin’man! But I’ll keep ’old of you till I’m
well or dead. I never did you no harm. S’pose _I_ were a little full.
They pumped me out once at Guy’s with a stummick-pump. I could see
_that_, but I can’t see this ’ere, an’ it’s killin’ of me by slow
degrees.”
“You’ll be all right in half-an-hour. What do you suppose I’d want to
kill you for?” said the doctor, who came of a logical breed.
“’Ow do _I_ know? Tell ’em in court. You’ll get seven years for this,
you body-snatcher. That’s what you are—a bloomin’ bodysnatcher. There’s
justice, I tell you, in England; and my Union’ll prosecute, too. We
don’t stand no tricks with people’s insides ’ere. They give a woman ten
years for a sight less than this. An’ you’ll ’ave to pay ’undreds an’
’undreds o’ pounds, besides a pension to the missus. _You_’ll see, you
physickin’ furriner. Where’s your licence to do such? _You_’ll catch
it, I tell you!”
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