Manners and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
Descending, I passed a giant in moleskins who filled the low-ceiled
tap-room. Many empty plates stood before him, and beyond them a fringe
of the Framlynghame Admiralty, to whom he was unfolding a wondrous tale
of anarchy, of body-snatching, of bribery, and the Valley of the Shadow
from the which he was but newly risen. And as he talked he ate, and as
he ate he drank, for there was much room in him; and anon he paid
royally, speaking of Justice and the Law, before whom all Englishmen
are equal, and all foreigners and anarchists vermin and slime.
On my way to the station, he passed me with great strides, his head
high among the low-flying bats, his feet firm on the packed road-metal,
his fists clinched, and his breath coming sharply. There was a
beautiful smell in the air—the smell of white dust, bruised nettles,
and smoke, that brings tears to the throat of a man who sees his
country but seldom—a smell like the echoes of the lost talk of lovers;
the infinitely suggestive odour of an immemorial civilisation. It was a
perfect walk; and, lingering on every step, I came to the station just
as the one porter lighted the last of a truckload of lamps, and set
them back in the lamp-room, while he dealt tickets to four or five of
the population who, not contented with their own peace, thought fit to
travel. It was no ticket that the navvy seemed to need. He was sitting
on a bench, wrathfully grinding a tumbler into fragments with his heel.
I abode in obscurity at the end of the platform, interested as ever,
thank Heaven, in my surroundings. There was a jar of wheels on the
road. The navvy rose as they approached, strode through the wicket, and
laid a hand upon a horse’s bridle that brought the beast up on his
hireling hind legs. It was the providential fly coming back, and for a
moment I wondered whether the doctor had been mad enough to revisit his
practice.
“Get away; you’re drunk,” said the driver.
“I’m not,” said the navvy. “I’ve been waitin’ ’ere hours and hours.
Come out, you beggar inside there!”
“Go on, driver,” said a voice I did not know—a crisp, clear, English
voice.
“All right,” said the navvy. “You wouldn’t ’ear me when I was polite.
_Now_ will you come?”
There was a chasm in the side of the fly, for he had wrenched the door
bodily off its hinges, and was feeling within purposefully. A
well-booted leg rewarded him, and there came out, not with delight,
hopping on one foot, a round and grey-haired Englishman, from whose
armpits dropped hymn-books, but from his mouth an altogether different
service of song.
“Come on, you bloomin’ body-snatcher! You thought I was dead, did you?”
roared the navvy. And the respectable gentleman came accordingly,
inarticulate with rage.
“Ere’s a man murderin’ the Squire,” the driver shouted, and fell from
his box upon the navvy’s neck.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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