Manners and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
The princess of his tales was a person of wonderful beauty (she came
from the old illustrated edition of Grimm, now out of print), and as
she always applauded Georgie’s valour among the dragons and buffaloes,
he gave her the two finest names he had ever heard in his life—Annie
and Louise, pronounced “Annie_an_louise.” When the dreams swamped the
stories, she would change into one of the little girls round the
brushwood-pile, still keeping her title and crown. She saw Georgie
drown once in a dream-sea by the beach (it was the day after he had
been taken to bathe in a real sea by his nurse); and he said as he
sank: “Poor Annie_an_louise! She’ll be sorry for me now!” But
“Annie_an_louise,” walking slowly on the beach, called, “‘Ha! ha!’ said
the duck, laughing,” which to a waking mind might not seem to bear on
the situation. It consoled Georgie at once, and must have been some
kind of spell, for it raised the bottom of the deep, and he waded out
with a twelve-inch flower-pot on each foot. As he was strictly
forbidden to meddle with flower-pots in real life, he felt triumphantly
wicked.
The movements of the grown-ups, whom Georgie tolerated, but did not
pretend to understand, removed his world, when he was seven years old,
to a place called “Oxford-on-a-visit. “Here were huge buildings
surrounded by vast prairies, with streets of infinite length, and,
above all, something called the “buttery,” which Georgie was dying to
see, because he knew it must be greasy, and therefore delightful. He
perceived how correct were his judgments when his nurse led him through
a stone arch into the presence of an enormously fat man, who asked him
if he would like some, bread and cheese. Georgie was used to eat all
round the clock, so he took what “buttery” gave him, and would have
taken some brown liquid called “auditale” but that his nurse led him
away to an afternoon performance of a thing called “Pepper’s Ghost.”
This was intensely thrilling. People’s heads came off and flew all over
the stage, and skeletons danced bone by bone, while Mr. Pepper himself,
beyond question a man of the worst, waved his arms and flapped a long
gown, and in a deep bass voice (Georgie had never heard a man sing
before) told of his sorrows unspeakable. Some grown-up or other tried
to explain that the illusion was made with mirrors, and that there was
no need to be frightened. Georgie did not know what illusions were, but
he did know that a mirror was the looking-glass with the ivory handle
on his mother’s dressing-table. Therefore the “grown-up” was “just
saying things” after the distressing custom of “grown-ups,” and Georgie
cast about for amusement between scenes. Next to him sat a little girl
dressed all in black, her hair combed off her forehead exactly like the
girl in the book called “Alice in Wonderland,” which had been given him
on his last birthday. The little girl looked at Georgie, and Georgie
looked at her. There seemed to be no need of any further introduction.
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