Manners and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
“No one can accuse young Cottar of runnin’ after women, white _or_
black,” the major replied thoughtfully. “But, then, that’s the kind
that generally goes the worst mucker in the end.”
“Not Cottar. I’ve only run across one of his muster before—a fellow
called Ingles, in South Africa. He was just the same hard trained,
athletic-sports build of animal. Always kept himself in the pink of
condition. Didn’t do him much good, though. Shot at Wesselstroom the
week before Majuba. Wonder how the young un will lick his detachment
into shape.”
Cottar turned up six weeks later, on foot, with his pupils. He never
told his experiences, but the men spoke enthusiastically, and fragments
of it leaked back to the colonel through sergeants, batmen, and the
like.
There was great jealousy between the first and second detachments, but
the men united in adoring Cottar, and their way of showing it was by
sparing him all the trouble that men know how to make for an unloved
officer. He sought popularity as little as he had sought it at school,
and therefore it came to him. He favoured no one—not even when the
company sloven pulled the company cricket-match out of the fire with an
unexpected forty-three at the last moment. There was very little
getting round him, for he seemed to know by instinct exactly when and
where to head off a malingerer; but he did not forget that the
difference between a dazed and sulky junior of the upper school and a
bewildered, browbeaten lump of a private fresh from the depot was very
small indeed. The sergeants, seeing these things, told him secrets
generally hid from young officers. His words were quoted as barrack
authority on bets in canteen and at tea; and the veriest shrew of the
corps, bursting with charges against other women who had used the
cooking-ranges out of turn, forbore to speak when Cottar, as the
regulations ordained, asked of a morning if there were “any
complaints.”
“I’m full o’ complaints,” said Mrs. Corporal Morrison, “an’ I’d kill
O’Halloran’s fat sow of a wife any day, but ye know how it is. ’E puts
’is head just inside the door, an’ looks down ’is blessed nose so
bashful, an’ ’e whispers, ‘Any complaints’ Ye can’t complain after
that. _I_ want to kiss him. Some day I think I will. Heigh-ho! she’ll
be a lucky woman that gets Young Innocence. See ’im now, girls. Do ye
blame me?”
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