Manners and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
“I—I beg your pardon!” he gulped. “I don’t know whether the mother has
told you, but I’m rather an idiot at times, specially before I’ve had
my breakfast. It’s—it’s a family failing.” He turned to explore among
the hot-water dishes on the sideboard, rejoicing that she did not
know—she did not know.
His conversation for the rest of the meal was mildly insane, though the
mother thought she had never seen her boy look half so handsome. How
could any girl, least of all one of Miriam’s discernment, forbear to
fall down and worship? But deeply Miriam was displeased. She had never
been stared at in that fashion before, and promptly retired into her
shell when Georgie announced that he had changed his mind about going
to town, and would stay to play with Miss Lacy if she had nothing
better to do.
“Oh, but don’t let me throw you out. I’m at work. I’ve things to do all
the morning.”
“What possessed Georgie to behave so oddly?” the mother sighed to
herself. “Miriam’s a bundle of feelings—like her mother.”
“You compose—don’t you? Must be a fine thing to be able to do that.
[‘Pig—oh, pig!’ thought Miriam.] I think I heard you singin’ when I
came in last night after fishin’. All about a Sea of Dreams, wasn’t it?
[Miriam shuddered to the core of the soul that afflicted her.] Awfully
pretty song. How d’ you think of such things?”
“You only composed the music, dear, didn’t you?”
“The words too. I’m sure of it,” said Georgie, with a sparkling eye.
No; she did not know.
“Yeth; I wrote the words too.” Miriam spoke slowly, for she knew she
lisped when she was nervous.
“Now how _could_ you tell, Georgie?” said the mother, as delighted as
though the youngest major in the army were ten years old, showing off
before company.
“I was sure of it, somehow. Oh, there are heaps of things about me,
mummy, that you don’t understand. Looks as if it were goin’ to be a hot
day—for England. Would you care for a ride this afternoon, Miss Lacy?
We can start out after tea, if you’d like it.”
Miriam could not in decency refuse, but any woman might see she was not
filled with delight.
“That will be very nice, if you take the Bassett Road. It will save me
sending Martin down to the village,” said the mother, filling in gaps.
Like all good managers, the mother had her one weakness—a mania for
little strategies that should economise horses and vehicles. Her
men-folk complained that she turned them into common carriers, and
there was a legend in the family that she had once said to the pater on
the morning of a meet: “If you _should_ kill near Bassett, dear, and if
it isn’t too late, would you mind just popping over and matching me
this?”
“I knew that was coming. You’d never miss a chance, mother. If it’s a
fish or a trunk I won’t.” Georgie laughed.
“It’s only a duck. They can do it up very neatly at Mallett’s,” said
the mother, simply. “You won’t mind, will you? We’ll have a scratch
dinner at nine, because it’s so hot.”
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