Manners and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
At last, in the late afternoon, we came to Dalhousie, loveliest
of the hill-stations, and separated.Adam hardly could be
restrained from setting out at once to find Victor and the
"cow's child." I found them both, something to my trouble, next
morning. The two young sinners had a calf on a taut line just at
a sharp turn in the Mall, and were pretending that he was a
Raja's elephant who had gone mad. But it was my horse that
nearly went mad, and they shouted with delight. Then we began to
talk, and Adam, by way of crushing Victor's repeated reminders
that he and not "that other" was the owner of the calf, said:
"It is true I have no cow's child, but a great dacoity has been
done on my father."
"We came up together yesterday. There could have been nothing," I
said.
"It was my mother's horse. She has been dacoited with beating
and blows, and now it is so thin." He held his hands an inch
apart. "My father is at the tar-house sending tars. Imam Din
will cut off all their heads. I desire your saddle-cloth for a
howdah to my elephant. Give it me."
This was exciting, but not lucid. I went to the telegraph-office
and found Strickland in a bad temper among many telegraph-forms.
A dishevelled, one-eyed groom stood in a corner, whimpering at
intervals. He was a man whom Adam invariably addressed as
"Be-shakl be-ukl, be-ank" - ugly, stupid, eyeless. It seemed,
according to Strickland, that he had sent his wife's horse up to
Dalhousie by road, a fortnight's march. This is the custom in
Upper India. Among the foot-hills near Dhunnera or Dhar, horse
and man had been violently set upon in the night by four men, who
had beaten the groom (his leg was bandaged from knee to ankle in
proof), had incidentally beaten the horse, and had robbed the
groom of the bucket, and all his money eleven rupees, nine
annas, three pie. Last, they had left him for dead by the
wayside, where wood-cutters had found and nursed him. Then the
one-eyed howled with anguish, thinking over his bruises. "They
asked me if I was Strickland Sahib's servant, and I, thinking the
protection of the name would be sufficient, spoke the truth.
Then they beat me grievously."
"Hm!" said Strickland. "I thought they wouldn't dacoit as a
business on the Dalhousie road. This is meant for me personally
- sheer badmashi [impudence]. All right."
In justice to a very hard-working class, it must be said that the
thieves of Upper India have the keenest sense of humour. The
last compliment that they can pay a Police officer is to rob
him, and if, as once they did, they can loot a Deputy
Inspector-General of Police, on the eve of his retirement, of
everything except the clothes on his back, their joy is
complete. They cause letters of derision and telegrams of
condolence to be sent to the victim; for of all men, thieves are
most compelled to keep up with modern progress.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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