Scotland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories
“Did ye ever notice, Drum, that Jamie hes hed a black band on his
Sabbath hat as far back as a' can mind? A' his freends are deid mair
than thirty year syne. Wha 's it for, think ye? A 'm thinkin' naebody
'ill get tae the boddom o' Jamie till he fins oot the meanin' o'that
band.”
“Ye may be richt, Weelum, an' a've wunnered tae, but Jamie 'ill never
tell; he hes his ain secret, an' he 'ill keep it.” The two men followed
their neighbours, and Drumsheugh said to himself, “Puir Jamie; the auld
story.”
The kirkyard kept Jamie in exercise, but it was on one of our rare
public occasions that he made history, and two of his exploits are still
subject of grateful recollection, and a bond between Drumtochty men in
foreign parts. One was the vote of thanks to the temperance lecturer who
had come, with the best intentions, to reform the Glen, and who, with
the confidence of a youthful Southern and a variable hold of the letter
aitch, used great freedom of speech. He instructed us all, from Doctor
Davidson in the chair down to the smith, whom he described as “an
intelligent hartisan,” and concluded with a pointed appeal to Domsie to
mend his ways and start a Band of Hope in the school.
“Solomon says, 'Train up a child in the way that he should go, and when
he is old he will never depart from it;' and I 'll apply these words to
the Glen of Drumtochty, 'Train hup a child to 'ate the bottle, and when
he is old he 'ill never depart from it;'” and the lecturer sat down in a
silence that might be heard.
There was something approaching a rustle when Jamie rose to propose the
vote of thanks--several charging themselves with snuff in haste, that a
word might not be lost--and no one was disappointed.
“Doctor Davidson an' neeburs,” said Jamie, “it wudna be richt that this
young gentleman sud come sae far o' his ain accord and give us sic a
faithfu' address withoot oor thanks, although he 'ill excuse us puir
country fouk for no bein' able to speak his beautiful English.
“We a' admired his ingenious application o' Proverbs, an' he may be
sure that nane o' us 'ill forget that new Proverb as lang as we live; a'
micht say that it 'ill be a household word in the Glen.
“Gin it's no presumption tae say it, it's verra interestin' tae see hoo
much experience the lecturer hes for his years in the up bringing o'
bairns, and a' mak nae doot the learned bodies in the Glen, as well as
the parents, 'ill lay his words tae heart.
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