Scotland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories
“'Weel, Milton, noo that ye 've mentioned 't, there is a maitter
tribblin' me, but it's no every man a' cud trust, an' a' dinna want tae
burden ye.'
“'Is't a sin o' omission or commission?' an' Milton wes as keen as a
ferret. Puir cratur, little he kent Jamie.
“'Curious tae say, it's baith; it's maist extraordinar' hoo near ye've
come tae't; hoo cud ye ken?'
“'We 're a' frail, Mister Soutar,' an' Milton lookit as if butter
cudna melt in his mooth; 'ye michtna think it, but a v'e been tempit
masel--lang syne, of coorse; baith, omission an' commission, did ye say?
that's no sae common.'”
“'Na, it taks an accompleeshed sinner tae manage baith at the same time,
an' a 'll tell ye the case,' an' a' saw something wes comin'.
“'Ye ken Sandie Mackay, wha sells coals at Kildrummie station on
week-day and preaches roond the country on Sabbaths. Drumsheugh's
Saunders brocht up ma laist load frae Sandie; “half a ton best burning
coal” wes on the paper, an' wud ye believe me, a hundred-wecht short
measure, an' half o' them third quality--omission an' commission.'
“'A' can see ye 've scandalised, for a' mind noo, ye 've been acquant
wi' Sandie in meetings; noo, Milton, a' wes calc'latin' that a 've
lost sax and twopence exactly, and gin ye cud get it oot o' the waefu'
wratch, this week, a'd sough awa easier.' Milton made aff withoot
anither word, an' the bed shook ablow Jamie.” The afflicted patient was
sitting up in bed when Doctor Davidson came in, and would have concealed
his occupation had it been possible to get a large paper kite out of
sight.
“It's for Saunders's laddie at Drumsheugh,” he apologised; “he's ane
o' the maist impi-dent an' mischievous smatchits (little fellow) in the
Glen. If a' didna help him wi' his bit trokes there wudna be a floor
left in ma gairden; the bairns are juist the trachle o' ma life.”
“Quite so, Jamie; and of all the people in the Glen there's nobody you
like so well and none that love you more. The more you scold them, the
more they come to you. As for the women, you 've been criticising them
for a generation, and now they're all fighting for the honour of nursing
you.”
“Havers,” responded Jamie, “it's juist tae get a sicht o' the inside o'
a weel-kept hoose, and tak a lesson in order, though a 'll no deny that
Elspeth Macfadyen an' auld Mary hev been verra attentive, as weel as
Bell Baxter an' Annie Mitchell.”
“It's just a pity, Jamie, that so good-hearted a man never had a woman
of his own. What set you against marriage?”
“Wha sed a' wes against merridge, Doctor Davidson?” and Jamie's face
flushed. “Did ever man or woman hear me speak lichtly o' the mystery o'
luve? The Glen hes thocht me an auld cankered bachelor, an' a've seen a
lass leave her lad's side on the sicht o' me. Little they kent!”
No man knew better than the minister when to be quiet, and the ticking
of Jamie's big silver watch was heard throughout the kitchen.
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