The Days of Chivalry; Or, The Legend of CroquemitaineQuatrelles
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The Days of Chivalry; Or, The Legend of Croquemitaine
Quatrelles
Charlemagne, Emperor, 742-814 -- Fiction; France -- History -- Humor
“Sir--sweet sir--dear sir--great sir!” sighed the host, little elated
at the prospect of sleeping for the next thirty nights in the stable,
“can’t you choose some other resting-place? I can assure you, that
if you go nearly as far as Montella--about half a day’s journey from
here--you will find a magnificent hotel, where you will be infinitely
better lodged than here. Are you listening to me, my dear sir?”
A vigorous snore proved to Ali that he was simply throwing away his
eloquence. To make quite sure the knight was asleep, the landlord began
to inspect his purse, but Porc-en-Truie did not stir.
“Well, this is sleeping like a nobleman,” said Ali, not half satisfied
by the self-appointed award of a handful of gold pieces. “For this
amount I can afford to let him finish his nap!”
[Illustration: 189]
CHAPTER IV. ALI PÉPÉ’S LITTLE HARVEST.
ALLEGRIGNAC, Porc-en-Truie. Mont-Rognon, and Maragougnia continued to
dwell in unconscious propinquity.
“Who can tell what has become of my companions?” said all four, each
to himself. “They have perished beyond doubt, or are prisoners at best.
Faith! that’s their look-out! Success is very properly the prize of
superior intelligence.”
For a whole month Porc-en-Truie slept, Mont-Rognon ate, Allegrignac
played the guitar in a whisper, and Maragougnia plotted impossible
meannesses.
On the twenty-eighth day of his captivity Mont-Rognon greeted Ali with
a smile which he struggled to make as gracious as possible. Ali was
terrified to see it, dreading lest his customer should ask him for
credit on the strength of such an act of condescension.
“Sit down here opposite to me,” said Mont-Rognon, growing every moment
more agreeable to Ali, who was growing every moment more uncomfortable.
“I am tired of eating alone. Besides, I have something to say to you.”
The landlord sat down, poured himself out a bumper, and listened.
“Since I have been here I have watched you closely, and the result of
my examination is favourable to you. Occupied as I have been, it was
impossible for us to exchange much talk, but it was enough to make
me appreciate you. I recognise in you one of those bold spirits who,
regarding life as a journey, reject from the outset whatever may
encumber their progress. Conscience is to them a stranger whose name
gives rise to a smile, and remorse a bugbear invented by the weak to
restrain the strong. They only require in life that which it is able to
offer, but they are not of the kidney to forego one single opening for
enjoyment, let the price be what it may. People of my way of thinking
are always ready to encourage that spirit. Do you comprehend?”
[Illustration: 191]
“That depends on what is to follow. I’ll tell you presently. Go on!”
“I travel, as you have been told, in the gastronomical interests of
various sovereigns. One of them, whose name I choose to withhold, has
sent me to this country with a mission so truly extraordinary that I
dread to impart it to you.”
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