On the morning of the second day of October, one thousand seven
hundred and ninety-six, the full-rigged ship Mary and James, bound
from Tonquin to London, dropped anchor in Table Bay. She had scarcely
swung to her cable when the gig was lowered, and her master, Captain
William Thunder, a small, bow-legged man, with a fiery nose and a
brown wig, entered her and was rowed ashore. He marched, or rather
rolled, into the town, which in those days was formed of a mere handful
of low-roofed, strongly-built houses, and knocking at one of them,
situated not a musket shot distant from the grounds of the building
of the Dutch East India Company, inquired for Mr. Van Stadens. The
coloured slave, or servant, showed him into a parlour, and presently
Mr. Van Stadens, an extremely corpulent Dutchman, entered.
They talked awhile of business, for Van Stadens was the South African
agent for the owner of the Mary and James, and then said Captain
Thunder:
"Mr. Van Stadens, I'm going to tell you the most wonderful thing you
ever heard in all your life."
"By Gott, Toonder, and so shall you," replied Van Stadens.
"See here," said the captain, polishing his forehead with so much
energy that he unconsciously shifted his wig, "we were about ninety
miles to the eastwards of Agulhas, the weather clear, the wind about
south, a quiet breeze, the ship under all plain sail, and the second
officer in charge of the deck, when a hand aloft sung out there was a
vessel three points on the lee bow. When we had her in sight from the
poop and caught her fair in the glass, I was so much struck by the cut
of her canvas, which was a lug, narrow in the head and secured to a
yard more arched than either of my legs, that I bore down to see what
was to be made of her by a close squint."
"So," said Van Stadens, crossing his legs and putting his hands upon
his waistcoat in a posture of prayer.
"She proved to be a canoe or boat," continued Captain Thunder, "rounded
at bottom like one of Crusoe's periaguas, with horns sticking out at
each square end of her. She was, or I should say she had been, painted
red inside. The blades of her oars, shaped like a Japanese fan, were
also painted red. Her sail looked to be an hundred years old--I never
saw the like of such canvas. The most perfect description of its
colour, patches, texture would have sounded an abominable lie to me if
I hadn't viewed it myself."
"So," said Van Stadens, nodding upon his four chins, which resembled
layers of pale gutta-percha, with the elastic properties of that stuff.
"In fact," said Captain Thunder, "she was of the exact fashion of the
boats you see in old Dutch paintings--ship's boats, I mean."
"How oldt?" asked Van Stadens.
"Two hundred years old," said Captain Thunder.
"Goot. Is dot der fonder, Toonder?"
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