Well, Judy had several reasons, all sufficient, all perfect; but alas!
he and Evie ever hit it off with deplorable lucklessness. He and
Whitlock were Jackie's godfathers; but, as against the rather loud way
in which he had rung the bell, his urbanities about the spiritual
relationship availed him little with Evie. Her looks said plainly, to me
at all events, that if Pepper intended her to believe that he had called
on an eating-up night merely to ask how Jackie was getting on, he
mistook her. Driven from this outpost, Pepper proudly refused to urge
the commonplace excuse of private business with myself. Instead, he
delicately adjusted his trousers, produced his cigar-case, besought
Evie's permission with a glance, and then, lighting up with
deliberation, astonished myself hardly less than Evie by saying:
"Well--unless Whitlock's already told you--I've come for your
congratulations, Mrs Jeffries."
"Oh? What on, Mr Pepper?" said Evie. She had summoned up a ready, glad
look.
"Ah, I see he hasn't told you. Stupid of me--of course he couldn't have,
as I only heard myself about four hours ago. Dear Mrs Jeffries, you may
congratulate me on my impending knighthood."
Evie jumped up. "_Really?_" I myself was not so much surprised at the
fact as at the moment of its coming, though my surprise at that also
passed instantly. Of course it would be so much prestige for the
Consolidation.
Yes, Judy was down among the approaching New Year's Honours. And so he
ought to have been. If there is official recognition for a man who can
merely advise in a party's interest which provincial mayors can be given
the accolade without being made the laughing-stock of their neighbours,
Judy's services to the Administration had been far greater. To the man
on 'change this would doubtless seem a feather in the cap of the F.B.C.;
only a few knew that before long it would prove a thorn in their sides.
Yes, it was distinctly good preparation for the coming Consolidation,
and, in the meantime, there was the knight-elect's health to drink, and
I had only got the whisky out. I myself fetched up the claret for Aunt
Angela and Evie. Both the announcement and the manner of it had been a
huge success, and Billy Izzard, remarking "I won't say 'may I,'--"
reached for Pepper's cigar-case.
"Well, I _am_ glad!" said Evie, maybe, wife-like, casting ahead in a
wonder as to what my own chances might be. "And are we really the first
to know?"
"Except Whitlock and Mr Toothill, yes. But of course I needn't say----"
"Oh, of course we wouldn't breathe a word! Isn't it splendid, auntie?"
Indeed, Evie seemed quite won over. I think she came nearer that
evening to liking Pepper than she has done either before or since.
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