"Well, maybe it wasn't any at all," Eddy burst out, in desperation,
"but I don't see what odds it makes. I call it an awful fuss about a
little mite of candy, for my part."
"Now about that boy?" inquired Anderson.
"Oh, shucks, there wasn't any boy, I s'pose." Eddy gazed resentfully
and admiringly at the man. "Say," he said, without the slightest
sarcasm, rather with affection and perfect seriousness, "you are
awful smart, ain't you?"
Anderson modestly murmured a disclaimer of any especial smartness.
"Yes, you are awful smart," declared Eddy. "Is it because you used to
be a lawyer that you are so smart?"
"The law may make a difference in a man's skill for finding out the
truth," admitted Anderson.
"Say," said the boy, "I've been thinking all along that when I was a
man I would rather be a grocer than anything else, but I don't know
but I'd rather be a lawyer, after all. It would be so nice to be able
to find out when folks were not telling the truth, and trying to hide
when they had been stealing and doing bad things. 'No, you don't,'
I'd say; 'no, you don't, mister. I see right through you.' I rather
think I'd like that better. Say?"
"What is it?" asked Anderson.
"Why didn't you come to the wedding? I saved a lot of things for you."
"I told you I thought I should not be able to come. I was very much
obliged for the invitation," said Anderson, apologetically.
"I looked for you till eleven o'clock. You ought to have come, after
I took all that trouble to get an invitation for you. I don't think
you were very polite."
"I am very sorry," murmured Anderson.
"I think you ought to be. You don't know what you missed. Ina looked
awful pretty, but Charlotte looked prettier, if she wasn't the bride.
Don't you think Charlotte is an awful pretty girl?"
"Very," replied Anderson, smiling.
"You'd better. I heard her say she thought you was an awful handsome
man, the handsomest man in this town. Say, I think Charlotte would
like to get married, now Ina is married. I guess she feels kind of
slighted. Why don't you marry Charlotte?"
"Wouldn't you like some of those molasses-peppermints, now you have
finished the chocolates?" asked Anderson.
"No, I guess not, thank you. I don't feel very well this morning.
Say, why don't you? She's an awful nice girl--honest. And maybe I
would come and live with you. I would part of the time, anyway, and I
would help in the store."
"You had better run out and ask Sam to give you some peppermints,"
repeated Anderson, desperately.
"No, thank you. I'm real obliged, but I guess I don't feel like it
now. But I tell you what I had a good deal rather have?"
"What is that?"
"What are you going to have for dinner?"
"Now, see here, my son," said Anderson, laughing. "We are going to
have a fine dinner, and I should be exceedingly glad to have you as
my guest, but this time there must be no dining with me without your
mother's knowledge."
"Oh, Amy won't care."
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