The Definite Object: A Romance of New YorkFarnol, Jeffery
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The Definite Object: A Romance of New York
Farnol, Jeffery
New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction
"Arthur's!" she laughed. "Oh, Mr. Geoffrey, as if he would ever notice!"
"Well, then, for the--er--turkey's sake!"
"The turkey!" she laughed. "I'm afraid I'm dreadfully untidy to sit down
at such a luxurious feast."
"Are you?"
"Well--am I not? Look at this poor old gown!"
"I'm afraid I didn't notice your--er--gown."
"What did I tell you, Hermy?" said Spike, entering with the teapot.
"Geoff ain't--I mean, isn't--that kind o' guy--I mean mutt--no, I mean
feller. Y' see, Geoff, a girl always thinks a feller's got his lamps--I
mean eyes--on their rags--clo'es, I mean. 'S' funny, ain't it? Gee, but
I'm hungry!"
"So am I!" said Hermione.
"So am I!" said Ravenslee.
"Why, then," quoth Spike, "I'll tell you what--let's all sit down and
eat! I guess I'm full o' brilliant ideas t'night, but this ain't no time
for talk--not with that turkey starin' us in the face, it ain't--isn't,
I mean. So quit chewin' d' rag an' let's chew d' turk' instead--an' Gee,
but that's some brilliant too, I guess!"
So down they sat, and while Hermione presided over the cups and saucers,
Ravenslee carved.
"Light or dark meat, Miss Hermione?" he enquired.
"Herm; likes th' light, but a drumstick for mine--an' please don't
forget th' stuffin', Geoff!"
"Tea, Mr. Geoffrey?"
"Thanks!" he answered, pausing to watch the curve of her shapely neck as
she bent to pour the tea, and to note how her white hand grasped the
battered teapot, little finger delicately poised.
"Say, Geoff--get busy!" said Spike wistfully. "I know the teapot's a bit
off on looks, but I broke the best one and--"
"I didn't even notice the teapot, Spike," said Ravenslee, meeting
Hermione's quick, upward glance.
"Oh, cheese it, Geoff, here you've sat with your fork in th' turk' an'
your knife in th' air, starin' at that teapot a whole minute."
"No, Spike, no! I was only thinking that tea never tastes quite right
unless poured out by a woman's hand--and the fairer the hand the better
the tea!"
"Which means--just what, Mr. Geoffrey?" laughed Hermione.
"Why, that Spike and I are about to drink the most delicious tea in the
world, of course."
"I'd rather be eatin' that turk' when you've sawed me off a leg," sighed
Spike. "I say--when you have!"
"Ah, to be sure!" said Ravenslee, turning his attention to his carving
again, while Hermione bowed her golden head above the teacups.
"Gee, but she cuts tender!" quoth Spike; "that bird sure has the Indian
sign on me!"
"Sugar, Mr. Geoffrey?"
"Two lumps, please."
"Milk, Mr. Geoffrey?"
"Thank you!"
"Geoff," said Spike wearily, "I cracked that milk jug last night, but
you don't have to sit starin' at it that way, an' me dyin' of hunger by
inches!"
"My humble apologies!" said Ravenslee, wresting his gaze from a certain
curl and fixing it upon the turkey again. "I'm a little--er--distracted
to-night, it seems."
"Oh, Gee!" said Spike in a hopeless tone, "now Hermy's gone an' filled
my cup with milk."
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