The Definite Object: A Romance of New YorkFarnol, Jeffery
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The Definite Object: A Romance of New York
Farnol, Jeffery
New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction
"There's that kettle b'ilin' at last, thank goodness!" sighed Mrs.
Trapes, crossing to the stove, "tea's a luxury, I suppose, but--oh, drat
Mulligan, anyway!"
So Mrs. Trapes brewed the tea, while Ravenslee gazed at Hermione again,
at her shapely arms, her dimpled elbows, her preoccupied face--a face so
serenely, so utterly unaware of his regard, of course, until he chanced
to look away, and then--Hermione stole a glance at him.
"There, my dear," said Mrs. Trapes after a while, "there's a cup o' tea
as _is_ a cup o' tea, brewed jest on the b'ile, in a hot pot, and drawed
to perfection! Set right down an' drink it, slow an' deliberate. Tea
ain't meant to be swallowed down careless, like a man does his beer! An'
why?" demanded Mrs. Trapes, as they sipped the fragrant beverage, all
three, "why ain't you out with your precious--peanuts, Mr. Geoffrey?"
Ravenslee set down his cup and turned to Hermione.
"Mrs. Trapes has told you, I think, that I am become--er--an itinerant
vendor of the ubiquitous peanut--"
"Mr. Geoffrey!" gasped Mrs. Trapes, gulping a mouthful of hot tea and
blinking, "I never did! Never in all my days would I allow myself such
expressions--Mr. Geoffrey, I'm ashamed at you! An' that reminds me--it
was chicken fricassee, wasn't it? For your supper, I mean?"
"I believe it was."
"Then," said Mrs. Trapes, rising, "I'll go an' buy it. Was you wantin'
anything fetched, Hermy?"
"If you wouldn't mind bringing a bunch of asparagus--"
"Sparrergrass!" exclaimed Mrs. Trapes in horror-struck tones, "why, it's
anywhere from thirty to sixty cents--"
"But Arthur loves it, dear, and now that he's working so hard--"
"Arthur likes!" cried Mrs. Trapes indignantly. "Mr. Geoffrey, it's been
Arthur ever since he was born, an' her scrinchin' an' pinchin' herself
for the sake o' that b'y. O' course he likes sparrergrass--so do I--but
I make shift with pertatoes or cabbidge or carrots--an' so should he.
Come now, Hermy, you take a bunch o' carrots instead; carrots is healthy
an' cheap! Come now, is that sparrergrass to be carrots or not?"
"Ann, that asparagus is to be--asparagus!"
"Such wicked extravagance, an' all for that b'y. Hermy, I'm surprised at
ye!"
For a long moment after Mrs. Trapes had departed there was silence,
while Ravenslee sat gazing where Hermione stood busy at her pastry
again.
"Mr. Geoffrey," said she at last, "I want to thank you for watching over
my boy. Arthur told me how good you were to him while I was away. I want
you to know how grateful I am--"
"What beautiful hands you have, Hermione--and I shall dream of your
arms."
"My arms?" she repeated, staring.
"They're so--smooth and white--"
"Oh, that's flour!" said she, bending over the table.
"And so--round--"
"Oh, Mr. Geoffrey! Can't you find something else to talk about?"
"Why, of course," he answered, "there are your feet, so slender and
shapely--"
"In these frightful old shoes!" she added.
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