“And 'twas, in a way. Don't ask me how they got acquainted, 'cause I
can't tell you for sartin. Nigh's I can learn, Susannah and Sim had some
sort of lover's row durin' their buggy ride, and when they got back to
the hotel they was scurcely on speakin' terms. And Sim, who always had a
watch out for'ard for pretty girls, see Effie standin' on the servants'
porch all togged up regardless and gay as a tea-store chromo, and
nothin' to do but he must be introduced. One of the stable hands done
the introducin', I b'lieve, and if he'd have been hung afterwards
'twould have sarved him right.
“Anyhow, inside of a week Butler come round again to take a lady friend
drivin', but this time 'twas Effie, not the housekeeper, that was
passenger. And Susannah glared after 'em like a cat after a sparrow,
and the very next day she was for havin' Effie discharged for
incompetentiveness. I give Jonadab the tip, though, so that didn't go
through. But I cal'late there was a parrot and monkey time among the
help from then on.
“They all sided with Susannah, of course. She was their boss, for one
thing, and 'Lady Evelyn's' high-minded notions wa'n't popular, for
another. But Effie didn't care--bless you, no! She and that Butler sport
was together more and more, and the next thing I heard was that they was
engaged. I snum, if it didn't look as if the Oriental man knew his job
after all.
“I spoke to the stable hand about it.
“'Look here,' says I, 'is this business betwixt that pool player and our
Effie serious?'
“He laughed. 'Serious enough, I guess,' he says. 'They're goin' to
be married pretty soon, I hear. It's all 'cordin' to the law and the
prophets. Ain't you heard about the fortune tellin' and how 'twas
foretold she'd marry a Butler?'
“I'd heard, but I didn't s'pose he had. However, it seemed that Effie
hadn't been able to keep it to herself no longer. Soon as she'd hooked
her man she'd blabbed the whole thing. The fo'mast hands wa'n't talkin'
of nothin' else, so this feller said.
“'Humph!' says I. 'Is it the prophecy that Butler's bankin' on?'
“He laughed again. 'Not so much as on Lady Evelyn's nine hundred, I
cal'late,' says he. Sim likes Susannah the best of the two, so we all
reckon, but she ain't rich and Effie is. And yet, if the Debs woman
should win that lawsuit of hers against the railroad she'd have pretty
nigh twice as much. Butler's a fool not to wait, I think,' he says.
“This was of a Monday. On Friday evenin' Effie comes around to see me. I
was alone in the office.
“'Mr. Wingate,' she says, 'I'm goin' to leave to-morrer night. I'm goin'
to be married on Sunday.'
“I'd been expecting it, but I couldn't help feelin' sorry for her.
“'Don't do nothin' rash, Effie,' I told her. 'Are you sure that Butler
critter cares anything about you and not your money?'
“She flared up like a tar barrel. 'The idea!' she says, turnin' red. 'I
just come in to give you warnin'. Good-by.'
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