“She giggled. 'Yup,' she says, 'I'm chambermaid here and they treat me
fine. Thank you very much for gettin' me the situation.'
“'But--but them doin's the other day? That automobile--and them silks
and satins--and--?'
“'Mr. Van Wedderburn lent 'em to me,' she said, 'him an' his wife. And
he lent us the auto and the shofer, too. I told him about my troubles
at the Old Home House and he thought 'twould be a great joke for me
to travel back there like a lady. He's awful fond of a joke--Mr. Van
Wedderburn is.'
“'But that man?' I gasps. 'Your husband? That's what you said he was.'
“'Yes,' says she, 'he is. We've been married 'most six months now. My
prophecy's all come true. And DIDN'T I rub it in on that Susannah Debs
and her scamp of a Sim? Ho! ho!'
“She clapped her hands and pretty nigh danced a jig, she was so tickled.
“'But is he a Butler?' I asks.
“'Yup,' she nods, with another giggle. 'He's A butler, though his name's
Jenkins; and a butler's high rank--higher than chambermaid, anyhow. You
see, Mr. Wingate,' she adds, ''twas all my fault. When that Oriental
Seer man at the show said I was to marry a butler, I forgot to ask him
whether you spelt it with a big B or a little one.'”
The unexpected manner in which Effie's pet prophecy had been fulfilled
amused Captain Sol immensely. He laughed so heartily that Issy McKay
looked in at the door with an expression of alarm on his face. The
depot master had laughed little during the past few days, and Issy was
surprised.
But Captain Stitt was ready with a denial. He claimed that the prophecy
was NOT fulfilled and therefore all fortune telling was fraudulent.
Barzilla retorted hotly, and the argument began again. The two were
shouting at each other. Captain Sol stood it for a while and then
commanded silence.
“Stop your yellin'!” he ordered. “What ails you fellers? Think you can
prove it better by screechin'? They can hear you half a mile. There's
Cornelius Rowe standin' gawpin' on the other side of the street this
minute. He thinks there's a fire or a riot, one or t'other. Let's change
the subject. See here, Bailey, didn't you start to tell us somethin'
last time you was in here about your ridin' in an automobile?”
“I started to--yes. But nobody'd listen. I rode in one and I sailed in
one. You see--”
“I'm goin' outdoor,” declared Barzilla.
“No, you're not. Bailey listened to you. Now you do as much for him. I
heard a little somethin' about the affair at the time it happened and
I'd like to hear the rest of it. How was it, Bailey?”
Captain Stitt knocked the ashes from his pipe.
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