“'Swim?' says he, with a shake in his voice. 'Why, pard, I can't swim!'
“I turned and looked at him. Shover of a two-mile-a-minute gold-plated
butcher cart like that, a cowboy murderer that et his friends for
breakfast--and couldn't swim! I fetched a kind of combination groan and
sigh, turned back the sail, climbed aboard the automobile, and lit up my
pipe.
“'What are you settin' there for?' says he. 'What are you goin' to do?'
“'Do?' says I. 'Wait, that's all--wait and smoke. We won't have to wait
long.'
“My prophesyin' was good. We didn't have to wait very long. It was pitch
dark, foggy as ever, and the tide a-risin' fast. The floats got to be
a-wash. I shinned out onto 'em, picked up the oar that had been left
there, and took my seat again. Billings climbed in, too, only--and
it kind of shows the change sence the previous evenin'--he was in the
passenger cockpit astern, and I was for'ard in the pilot house. For a
reckless daredevil he was actin' mighty fidgety.
“And at last one of the floats swung off the sand. The automobile tipped
scandalous. It looked as if we was goin' on our beam ends. Billings let
out an awful yell. Then t'other float bobbed up and the whole shebang,
car and all, drifted out and down the channel.
“My lashin's held--I cal'lated they would. Soon's I was sure of that I
grabbed up the oar and shoved it over the stern between the floats. I
hoped I could round her to after we passed the mouth of the Cut-through,
and make port on the inside beach. But not in that tide. Inside of five
minutes I see 'twas no use; we was bound across the bay.
“And now commenced a v'yage that beat any ever took sence Noah's time,
I cal'late; and even Noah never went to sea in an automobile, though
the one animal I had along was as much trouble as his whole menagerie.
Billings was howlin' blue murder.
“'Stop that bellerin'!' I ordered. 'Quit it, d'you hear! You'll have the
station crew out after us, and they'll guy me till I can't rest. Shut
up! If you don't, I'll--I'll swim ashore and leave you.'
“I was takin' big chances, as I look at it now. He might have drawed a
bowie knife or a lasso on me; 'cordin' to his yarns he'd butchered folks
for a good sight less'n that. But he kept quiet this time, only gurglin'
some when the ark tilted. I had time to think of another idee. You
remember the dory sail, mast and all, was alongside that cart. I clewed
up the canvas well as I could and managed to lash the mast up straight
over the auto's bows. Then I shook out the sail.
“'Here!' says I, turnin' to Billings. 'You hang on to that sheet. No,
you needn't nuther. Make it fast to that cleat alongside.'
“I couldn't see his face plain, but his voice had a funny tremble to it;
reminded me of my own when I climbed out of that very cart after he'd
jounced me down to Setuckit the day before.
“'What?' he says. 'Wh-what? What sheet? I don't see any sheet. What do
you want me to do?'
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