“'Safe!' he sings out. 'SAFE! Well, by--gosh! Pard, I hate to say it,
but it's the Lord's truth--you had me doin' my “Now I lay me's”!'
“For a minute we looked at each other. Then says I, sort of thinkin' out
loud, 'I cal'late,' I says, 'that whether a man's brave or not depends
consider'ble on whether he's used to his latitude. It's all accordin'.
It lays in the bringin' up, as the duck said when the hen tried to
swim.'
“He nodded solemn. 'Pard,' says he, 'I sure reckon you've called the
turn. Let's shake hands on it.'
“So we shook; and . . .”
Captain Bailey stopped short and sprang from his chair. “There's my
train comin',” he shouted. “Good-by, Sol! So long, Barzilla! Keep away
from fortune tellers and pretty servant girls or YOU'LL be gettin'
married pretty soon. Good-by.”
He darted out of the waiting room and his companions followed. Mr.
Wingate, having a few final calls to make, left the station soon
afterwards and did not return until evening. And that evening he heard
news which surprised him.
As he and Captain Sol were exchanging a last handshake on the platform,
Barzilla said:
“Well, Sol, I've enjoyed loafin' around here and yarnin' with you, same
as I always do. I'll be over again in a month or so and we'll have some
more.”
The Captain shook his head. “I may not be here then, Barzilla,” he
observed.
“May not be here? What do you mean by that?”
“I mean that I don't know exactly where I shall be. I shan't be depot
master, anyway.”
“Shan't be depot master? YOU won't? Why, what on airth--”
“I sent in my resignation four days ago. Nobody knows it, except you,
not even Issy, but the new depot master for East Harniss will be here to
take my place on the mornin' of the twelfth, that's two days off.”
“Why! Why! SOL!”
“Yes. Keep mum about it. I'll--I'll let you know what I decide to do. I
ain't settled it myself yet. Good-by, Barzilla.”
CHAPTER XVII
ISSY'S REVENGE
The following morning, at nine o'clock, Issy McKay sat upon the heap of
rusty chain cable outside the blacksmith's shop at Denboro, reading,
as usual, a love story. Issy was taking a “day off.” He had begged
permission of Captain Sol Berry, the permission had been granted,
and Issy had come over to Denboro, the village eight miles above East
Harniss, in his “power dory,” or gasoline boat, the Lady May. The Lady
May was a relic of the time before Issy was assistant depot master, when
he gained a precarious living by quahauging, separating the reluctant
bivalve from its muddy house on the bay bottom with an iron rake, the
handle of which was forty feet long. Issy had been seized with a desire
to try quahauging once more, hence his holiday. The rake was broken
and he had put in at Denboro to have it fixed. While the blacksmith was
busy, Issy laboriously spelled out the harrowing chapters of “Vivian,
the Shop Girl; or Lord Lyndhurst's Lowly Love.”
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