Owens thereupon told swiftly and forcibly what he had heard. More
advance of the Germans--it was familiar news. But somehow it was taken
differently here within sound of the guns. Dorn studied his comrades,
wondering if their sensations were similar to his. He expressed nothing
of what he felt, but all the others had something to say. Hard, cool,
fiery, violent speech that differed as those who uttered it differed,
yet its predominant note rang fight.
"Just heard a funny story," said Owens, presently.
"Spring it," somebody replied.
"This comes from Berlin, so they say. According to rumor, the Kaiser and
the Crown Prince seldom talk to each other. They happened to meet the
other day. And the Crown Prince said: 'Say, pop, what got us into this
war?'
"The Emperor replied, 'My son, I was deluded.'
"'Oh, sire, impossible!' exclaimed the Prince. 'How could it be?'
"'Well, some years ago I was visited by a grinning son-of-a-gun from New
York--no other than the great T.R. I took him around. He was most
interested in my troops. After he had inspected them, and particularly
the Imperial Guard, he slapped me on the back and shouted, "Bill, you
could lick the world!" ... And, my son, I fell for it!'"
This story fetched a roar from every soldier present except Dorn. An
absence of mirth in him had been noted before.
"Dorn, can't you laugh!" protested Dixon.
"Sure I can--when I hear something funny," replied Dorn.
His comrades gazed hopelessly at him.
"My Lawd! boy, thet was shore funny," drawled Brewer with his lazy
Southern manner.
"Kurt, you're not human," said Owens, sadly. "That's why they call you
Demon Dorn."
All the boys in the squad had nicknames. In Dorn's case several had been
applied by irrepressible comrades before one stuck. The first one
received a poor reception from Kurt. The second happened to be a great
blunder for the soldier who invented it. He was not in Dorn's squad, but
he knew Dorn pretty well, and in a moment of deviltry he had coined for
Dorn the name "Kaiser Dorn." Dorn's reaction to this appellation was
discomfiting and painful for the soldier. As he lay flat on the ground,
where Dorn had knocked him, he had struggled with a natural rage,
quickly to overcome it. He showed the right kind of spirit. He got up.
"Dorn, I apologize. I was only in fun. But some fun is about as funny as
death." On the way out he suggested a more felicitous name--Demon Dorn.
Somehow the boys took to that. It fitted many of Dorn's violent actions
in training, especially the way he made a bayonet charge. Dorn objected
strenuously. But the name stuck. No comrade or soldier ever again made a
hint of Dorn's German name or blood.
"Fellows, if a funny story can't make Dorn laugh, he's absolutely a dead
one," said Owens.
"Spring a new one, quick," spoke up some one. "Gee! it's great to
laugh.... Why, I've not heard from home for a month!"
"Dorn, will you beat it so I can spring this one?" queried Owens.
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