The despot of Broomsedge CoveCraddock, Charles Egbert
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The despot of Broomsedge Cove
Craddock, Charles Egbert
Mountain life -- Fiction; Tennessee -- Fiction
“Oh, shet up,” Bassett urged on this occasion, being a prosaic man
of this world, with a discerning eye for the foibles of others, and
appreciating in some sort vast rifts between these spiritual arrogations
and actual possessions. “Ye talk like ez ef ye an’ the Lord war partners!”
“Ef I hed it all ter do over agin, I reckon I wouldn’t ride that race,”
pursued the moralist speculatively, “knowin’ what I know now, an’ how
it all turned out, kase I never wanted ter hurt nobody, much less Eli
Strobe. But ef I knowed no more ’n I done then, I’d ride it agin. Tell
me it’s agin the law fur me an’ Jube ter race our critters ’long the
road, an’ yit it ain’t agin the law ter race yer critters on a reg’lar
race-track, kase it puts suthin’ inter the State’s pocket! Thar ain’t
no jestice in that law, an’ I won’t abide by it. Naw, folkses, wrong is
wrong everywhar, an’ money can’t make it right. No use payin’ the State
fur a license ter do wrong.”
There were few vaticinations now concerning the result of the disaster;
the doctor had come and had shaken his head, the precise significance of
which was variously interpreted, the majesty and solemnity of the gesture
alone being open to no sort of question. The prophets imitated his
caution, and reserved their opinion. Eli mought die, they said, and then
agin he moughtn’t. And thus they were prepared for whatever might betide.
The doctor had added to the ostensible purpose of his existence the fact
of furnishing a new theme to the idle gossips who sat upon the fences,
and hung about the store and the forge; he, and his big spectacles, and
his bald head, and his old-fashioned buggy—a new and a wonderful vehicle
in the estimation of Broomsedge—were canvassed afresh, and those who were
fortunate enough to have had some necessity for his services in past
times, then considered unfortunate enough, renewed their experiences
in their account of the methods of his practice, the repetition of
hoarded bits of his conversation, and the comparison of views as to
his professional capacity. By the majority he was held to be “ekal ter
raisin’ the dead,” but Mrs. Strobe did not coincide in that flattering
opinion.
“Marcelly,” said the sharp little dame, “that thar old bald-headed
buzzard,—an’ he looks percisely like one in them slick black
store-clothes,—he knows jes’ ez much ’bout doctorin’ ez Watch thar, ef
that.”
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