The despot of Broomsedge CoveCraddock, Charles Egbert
General
The despot of Broomsedge Cove
Craddock, Charles Egbert
Mountain life -- Fiction; Tennessee -- Fiction
“I don’t want ter please ’em,” said Marcella, with a curve of her
delicate lips, and lifting her head to its habitual airy pose.
“Kase ye feel so mighty sure ye air goin’ ter ’thout tryin’,” retorted
the discerning grandmother. “Let somebody tell ye now ez ye air downright
ugly, an’ ef they could make ye b’lieve it, ye’d a sight ruther hear ye
hed los’ yer soul’s salvation!”
She began to turn anew the papers in her hand. “‘Quit them yerb teas,’”
she quoted with a cantankerous accent, as she fumbled with the tiny
wrappers, mimicking the physician’s ill-judged scorn. She was letting the
powders fly out in the wind. “’Gin these powders, one every hour.’ He
lef’ his watch, sir, so ez ter tell the time o’ day; an’ it air in yander
now, a-goin’ on like suthin’ live. ’Gin him these powders,’—I’ll gin him
some yerb tea, an’ tell the doctor the powders done him a power o’ good,
when he kems agin. Ye Watch,” she called out to the dog, who when a few
flakes of the medicine fell upon the floor sprang up with an expectant
hunger and a glistening greedy eye, as if he had not had a morsel of food
for a week, “ef ye lap that up, it’ll tangle yer liver an’ gizzard up so
ye’ll _never_ git ’em straight agin.” Completing the destruction of the
powders, she shook the bottle, looking at it intently. “Mought be some
use.” The seeming admission was as to the value of the glass vial, by no
means the “lotium.”
That afternoon she demonstrated her incontestable claim, however, to
some knowledge of hygiene by a mandate that Marcella, and not Isabel,
should go after the cows; and as the girl reluctantly left the invalid’s
bedside, Mrs. Strobe followed her out with axioms and boasts, for she
had grown exceedingly prideful and exalted anew in her own opinion since
she had observed the methods of the physician. “Ye oughter git some air
an’ light, Marcelly; ye look like the las’ o’ pea-time,—an’ old! some
similar ter Noah’s grandmother, ef the good ’oman bed lasted this long.
Ef ye keep on lookin’ like that, even Clem Sanders won’t admire ye; an’
I think he air the kind o’ boy ez hev got mighty little ’scrimination in
gal-folks,—all of ’em pritty ter Clem, I’ll be bound. Ye go out an’ git
them cows hyar. I don’t want Is’bel ter grow no taller till she makes out
ter git a little wider. She looks now like she war a-travelin’ on stilts,
bein’ so long-legged. Naw, Is’bel hed better set still, an’ try ter
fatten. Our folks war always knowed ter be a set o’ well-favored wimmin,
an’ I don’t want ye an’ Is’bel ter gin the lie ter that report. Ez ter
the men o’ the fambly, they war ugly enough ter skeer the bars in the
woods; but, honey, _they never_ knowed it, an’ ez they war so powerful
pleased with thar own beauty, sech ez they hed, it holped ter keep ’em
satisfied, leastwise ez satisfied ez they war able ter be. Ye go ’long,
an’ see ef ye can’t find yer own looks somewhar out yander in the wind
an’ ’mongst the rocks. I’ll be bound ye’ll kem up with ’em tangled in the
briers.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account