The despot of Broomsedge CoveCraddock, Charles Egbert
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The despot of Broomsedge Cove
Craddock, Charles Egbert
Mountain life -- Fiction; Tennessee -- Fiction
“Whyn’t ye go an’ vote, Dake?” said the candidate, leaning forward to
scan Gideon Dake’s countenance.
“Ye ain’t goin’ ter try ter git folks ter vote twict, air ye?” said Dake,
jocosely. “I hev voted wunst ter-day, an’ they tells me ez that be ez
off’n ez the law allows.”
“I hopes ye voted the right way,” said Nevins, with a bland and
mollifying demonstration of the candidate’s smile.
The specious Dake nodded his head convincingly. “I’ll be bound I did,” he
said equivocally, and yet so unequivocally that the momentary fears of
the candidate were set at rest.
The others, mindful of Dake’s recent representations as to the casting
of his vote under Teck Jepson’s tutelage, experienced a certain
embarrassment and preserved an awkward silence, none arrogating the tact
to innocuously continue the conversation. If the candidate be a wily
genus, the craft of the voter is sometimes commensurate.
Nevins seemed the most innocent of men, as he himself reopened the
subject. He had approached the group with the intention of merely
commending himself by some timely and jocose observations, and then
strolling to other coteries. He had, however, encountered unexpected
opposition to-day; he had thought himself almost assured of success, and
when the doubt began to arise in his mind, untutored to jeopardy, he felt
himself losing his balance.
“What ails Teck Jepson, ter git so sot agin me?” he observed, anxiously.
“He hev jes’ been a-bouncin’ aroun’ electioneerin’ fur Eli ter-day
like—like—a chicken with its head off. I axed him awhile ago,—I beckoned
him off, an I say, ‘What ails ye, ter work agin me, Teck? I ain’t done
nuthin’ ter you-uns, hev I? Air ye holdin’ a gredge agin me?’ An’ he
said, ‘Don’t ye know I be kin ter Eli nowadays? My half-brother married
his cousin,’ Teck say. Shucks! I know that ain’t the reason.” He glanced
in plaintive interrogation at the others.
“Waal, things turns out mos’ly ez they air bid from above,” said one of
the men, with an unexpected attack of piety.
Nevins looked lugubriously at him. This was an arbitration to which he
was not prepared to submit. He was feeling exceedingly helpless in the
hands of Providence.
“I dunno ’bout that,” he observed. “Things in Brumsaidge turns out mos’ly
ez Teck Jepson wills, an’ Providence sings mighty small.”
Then reflecting that this was a dolorous prognostication on his own
account, he gathered himself together as jauntily as he could, and
declared, “But Teck Jepson’s rule is over. Folks in Brumsaidge hev tried
Eli Strobe, an’ he didn’t ’gree with ’em,—he seen too much ‘_Eli Strobe,
Big Man!_’ in his office, ter suit ’em; an’ now they air lookin’ fur a
man what jes’ wants ter sarve the people,—an’ that’s my bes’ wish.”
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