The Desultory Man: Collection of Ancient and Modern British Novels and Romances. Vol. CXLVII.James, G. P. R. (George Payne Rainsford)
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The Desultory Man: Collection of Ancient and Modern British Novels and Romances. Vol. CXLVII.
James, G. P. R. (George Payne Rainsford)
Fiction
The want of horses here was but a prelude to what we were to meet
further on, for at Grenade we found that two carriages, which had
preceded us, were waiting for the return of the postilions from Aire:
so to make the best of it, we ordered our dinner and strolled out to
the bridge over the Adoure, where we amused ourselves by talking all
the nonsense that came into our heads, and watching some washerwomen
washing sheets in the stream below. They do it with extreme dexterity,
taking the largest sheet one can imagine, and after having folded it
in their hands, with one sweep extend it flat upon the surface of the
river; they then dip the end next them, and catching a little of the
water pass it rapidly over the whole by drawing the sheet quickly to
the bank.
After having watched this proceeding for some time, we returned to
dinner, which consisted principally of the legs of geese salted, a
favourite dish all over this part of France; and then amused ourselves
by scrutinizing the antics of a large black monkey in the inn-yard.
I have an invincible hatred towards a monkey. It is too like
humanity--a sort of caricature that nature has set up, to mock us
little lords of creation. To see all its manlike, gentlemanlike ways
of going on, gave me a bitter sense of humiliation. It is very odd, that
we should thus dislike our next link in the grand chain of the universe.
A PRIME MINISTER'S MONKEY.
Il mio cuore gl'inalza un monumento dentro me stesso, tanto durevole
quanto la mia vita. Aveva egli della bonta per me: ma e per chi mai
non ne avea?
GANGANELLI.
Several years ago I went one day to dine with the Duc de R----. The
world say that he was not the greatest of ministers, but he was much
more--he was the most amiable of men. However, that does not signify,
he is dead now: and if politicians have forgotten him, he at least
made himself a memory in the affection of the good, and the gratitude
of the poor.
He lived at that time in the Rue de Bac; and as I knew him to be
punctual, I got into the cabriolet exactly at nine minutes and three
quarters before the time he had appointed; for I calculated that it
would take me just so long to drive from the end of the Rue de la Paix
to the Rue de Bac, allowing one minute for a stoppage, and half a
minute for a call I had to make at ---- It does not signify where, for
surely much mischief could not be done in half a minute.
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