ACT. IIIJ. SCENE. IJI.
MERE-CRAFT. WITTIPOL. } to them.
Wittipol _is dreſt like a_ Spaniſh Lady.
MER. Here is a noble _Lady_, _Madame_, come, [146]
From your great friends, at _Court_, to ſee your _Ladi-ſhip_:
And haue the honour of your acquaintance.
TAY. Sir.
She do’s vs honour.
WIT. Pray you, ſay to her _Ladiſhip_,
It is the manner of _Spaine_, to imbrace onely, 5
Neuer to kiſſe. She will excuſe the cuſtome!
_Excuſes him ſelfe for not kiſſing._
TAY. Your vſe of it is law. Pleaſe you, ſweete, _Madame_,
To take a ſeate.
WIT. Yes, _Madame_. I’haue had
The fauour, through a world of faire report
To know your vertues, _Madame_; and in that 10
Name, haue deſir’d the happineſſe of preſenting
My ſeruice to your _Ladiſhip_!
TAY. Your loue, _Madame_,
I muſt not owne it elſe.
WIT. Both are due, _Madame_,
To your great vndertakings.
TAY. Great? In troth, _Madame_,
They are my friends, that thinke ’hem any thing: 15
If I can doe my ſexe (by ’hem) any ſeruice,
I’haue my ends, _Madame_.
WIT. And they are noble ones,
That make a multitude beholden, _Madame_:
The common-wealth of _Ladies_, muſt acknowledge from you.
EIT. Except ſome enuious, _Madame_.
WIT. Yo’ are right in that, _Madame_, 20
Of which race, I encountred ſome but lately.
Who (’t ſeemes) haue ſtudyed reaſons to diſcredit
Your _buſineſſe_.
TAY. How, ſweet _Madame_.
WIT. Nay, the parties
Wi’ not be worth your pauſe--Moſt ruinous things, _Madame_,
That haue put off all hope of being recouer’d 25
To a degree of handſomeneſſe.
TAY. But their reaſons, _Madame_?
I would faine heare.
WIT. Some _Madame_, I remember.
They ſay, that painting quite deſtroyes the face--
EIT. O, that’s an old one, _Madame_.
WIT. There are new ones, too.
Corrupts the breath; hath left ſo little ſweetneſſe 30
In kiſſing, as ’tis now vſ’d, but for faſhion:
And ſhortly will be taken for a puniſhment.
Decayes the fore-teeth, that ſhould guard the tongue;
And ſuffers that runne riot euer-laſting!
And (which is worſe) ſome _Ladies_ when they meete 35
Cannot be merry, and laugh, but they doe ſpit
In one anothers faces!
MAN. I ſhould know
This voyce, and face too:
Manly _begins to know him_.
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