SER. I arreſt you.
SLE. Keepe the peace,
I charge you gentlemen.
FIT. Arreſt me? Why?
GVI. For better ſecurity, Sir. My ſonne _Plutarchus_ 5
Aſſures me, y’are not worth a groat.
PLV. Pardon me, _Father_,
I said his worſhip had no foote of Land left:
And that I’ll iuſtifie, for I writ the deed.
FIT. Ha’ you theſe tricks i’ the citty?
GVI. Yes, and more.
Arreſt this gallant too, here, at my ſuite. 10
_Meaning_ Mere-craft.
SLE. I, and at mine. He owes me for his lodging
Two yeere and a quarter.
MER. Why M. _Guilt-head_, Land-Lord,
Thou art not mad, though th’art _Constable_
Puft vp with th’ pride of the place? Do you heare, Sirs.
Haue I deſeru’d this from you two? for all 15
My paines at _Court_, to get you each a patent.
GVI. For what?
MER. Vpo’ my proiect o’ the _forkes_,
SLE. _Forkes?_ what be they? [162]
_The_ Project _of forks_.
MER. The laudable vſe of forkes,
Brought into cuſtome here, as they are in _Italy_,
To th’ ſparing o’ _Napkins_. That, that ſhould haue made 20
Your bellowes goe at the forge, as his at the fornace.
I ha’ procur’d it, ha’ the Signet for it,
Dealt with the _Linnen-drapers_, on my priuate,
By cause, I fear’d, they were the likelyeſt euer
To ſtirre againſt, to croſſe it; for ’twill be 25
A mighty ſauer of _Linnen_ through the kingdome
(As that is one o’ my grounds, and to ſpare waſhing)
Now, on you two, had I layd all the profits.
_Guilt-head_ to haue the making of all thoſe
Of gold and ſiluer, for the better perſonages; 30
And you, of thoſe of _Steele_ for the common ſort.
And both by _Pattent_, I had brought you your ſeales in.
But now you haue preuented me, and I thanke you.
Sledge _is brought about_.
SLE. Sir, I will bayle you, at mine owne ap-perill.
MER. Nay chooſe.
PLV. Do you ſo too, good Father. 35
_And_ Guilt-head _comes_.
GVI. I like the faſhion o’ the proiect, well,
The forkes! It may be a lucky one! and is not
Intricate, as one would ſay, but fit for
Plaine heads, as ours, to deale in. Do you heare
_Officers_, we diſcharge you.
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