PREJUDICE, n. A vagrant opinion without visible means of support. PRELATE, n. A church officer having a superior degree of holiness and a fat preferment. One of Heaven's aristocracy. A gentleman of God. PREROGATIVE, n. A sovereign's right to do wrong. PRESBYTERIAN, n. One who holds the conviction that the government authorities of the Church should be called presbyters. PRESCRIPTION, n. A physician's guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient. PRESENT, n. That part of eternity dividing the domain of disappointment from the realm of hope. PRESENTABLE, adj. Hideously appareled after the manner of the time and place. In Boorioboola-Gha a man is presentable on occasions of ceremony if he have his abdomen painted a bright blue and wear a cow's tail; in New York he may, if it please him, omit the paint, but after sunset he must wear two tails made of the wool of a sheep and dyed black. PRESIDE, v. To guide the action of a deliberative body to a desirable result. In Journalese, to perform upon a musical instrument; as, "He presided at the piccolo." The Headliner, holding the copy in hand, Read with a solemn face: "The music was very uncommonly grand-- The best that was every provided, For our townsman Brown presided At the organ with skill and grace." The Headliner discontinued to read, And, spread the paper down On the desk, he dashed in at the top of the screed: "Great playing by President Brown." Orpheus Bowen PRESIDENCY, n. The greased pig in the field game of American politics. PRESIDENT, n. The leading figure in a small group of men of whom-- and of whom only--it is positively known that immense numbers of their countrymen did not want any of them for President. If that's an honor surely 'tis a greater To have been a simple and undamned spectator. Behold in me a man of mark and note Whom no elector e'er denied a vote!-- An undiscredited, unhooted gent Who might, for all we know, be President By acclamation. Cheer, ye varlets, cheer-- I'm passing with a wide and open ear! Jonathan Fomry PREVARICATOR, n. A liar in the caterpillar state. PRICE, n. Value, plus a reasonable sum for the wear and tear of conscience in demanding it. PRIMATE, n. The head of a church, especially a State church supported by involuntary contributions. The Primate of England is the Archbishop of Canterbury, an amiable old gentleman, who occupies Lambeth Palace when living and Westminster Abbey when dead. He is commonly dead. PRISON, n. A place of punishments and rewards. The poet assures us that-- "Stone walls do not a prison make," but a combination of the stone wall, the political parasite and the moral instructor is no garden of sweets. PRIVATE, n. A military gentleman with a field-marshal's baton in his knapsack and an impediment in his hope.