Diary fiction; England -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Men -- England -- Fiction; Middle class -- Fiction; Suburban life -- Fiction
He was brought in, Gowing entering at the same time. Mr. Murray Posh was
a tall, fat young man, and was evidently of a very nervous disposition,
as he subsequently confessed he would never go in a hansom cab, nor would
he enter a four-wheeler until the driver had first got on the box with
his reins in his hands.
On being introduced, Gowing, with his usual want of tact, said: “Any
relation to ‘Posh’s three-shilling hats’?” Mr. Posh replied: “Yes; but
please understand I don’t try on hats myself. I take no _active_ part in
the business.” I replied: “I wish I had a business like it.” Mr. Posh
seemed pleased, and gave a long but most interesting history of the
extraordinary difficulties in the manufacture of cheap hats.
Murray Posh evidently knew Daisy Mutlar very intimately from the way he
was talking of her; and Frank said to Lupin once, laughingly: “If you
don’t look out, Posh will cut you out!” When they had all gone, I
referred to this flippant conversation; and Lupin said, sarcastically: “A
man who is jealous has no respect for himself. A man who would be
jealous of an elephant like Murray Posh could only have a contempt for
himself. I know Daisy. She _would_ wait ten years for me, as I said
before; in fact, if necessary, _she would wait twenty years for me_.”
CHAPTER XVI
We lose money over Lupin’s advice as to investment, so does Cummings.
Murray Posh engaged to Daisy Mutlar.
FEBRUARY 18.—Carrie has several times recently called attention to the
thinness of my hair at the top of my head, and recommended me to get it
seen to. I was this morning trying to look at it by the aid of a small
hand-glass, when somehow my elbow caught against the edge of the chest of
drawers and knocked the glass out of my hand and smashed it. Carrie was
in an awful way about it, as she is rather absurdly superstitious. To
make matters worse, my large photograph in the drawing-room fell during
the night, and the glass cracked.
Carrie said: “Mark my words, Charles, some misfortune is about to
happen.”
I said: “Nonsense, dear.”
In the evening Lupin arrived home early, and seemed a little agitated. I
said: “What’s up, my boy?” He hesitated a good deal, and then said: “You
know those Parachikka Chlorates I advised you to invest £20 in?” I
replied: “Yes, they are all right, I trust?” He replied: “Well, no! To
the surprise of everybody, they have utterly collapsed.”
My breath was so completely taken away, I could say nothing. Carrie
looked at me, and said: “What did I tell you?” Lupin, after a while,
said: “However, you are specially fortunate. I received an early tip,
and sold out yours immediately, and was fortunate to get £2 for them. So
you get something after all.”
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