Diary fiction; England -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Men -- England -- Fiction; Middle class -- Fiction; Suburban life -- Fiction
JULY 3, Sunday.—In the afternoon, as I was looking out of the parlour
window, which was open, a grand trap, driven by a lady, with a gentleman
seated by the side of her, stopped at our door. Not wishing to be seen,
I withdrew my head very quickly, knocking the back of it violently
against the sharp edge of the window-sash. I was nearly stunned. There
was a loud double-knock at the front door; Carrie rushed out of the
parlour, upstairs to her room, and I followed, as Carrie thought it was
Mr. Perkupp. I thought it was Mr. Franching.—I whispered to Sarah over
the banisters: “Show them into the drawing-room.” Sarah said, as the
shutters were not opened, the room would smell musty. There was another
loud rat-tat. I whispered: “Then show them into the parlour, and say Mr.
Pooter will be down directly.” I changed my coat, but could not see to
do my hair, as Carrie was occupying the glass.
Sarah came up, and said it was Mrs. Murray Posh and Mr. Lupin.
This was quite a relief. I went down with Carrie, and Lupin met me with
the remark: “I say, what did you run away from the window for? Did we
frighten you?”
I foolishly said: “What window?”
Lupin said: “Oh, you know. Shut it. You looked as if you were playing
at Punch and Judy.”
On Carrie asking if she could offer them anything, Lupin said: “Oh, I
think Daisy will take on a cup of tea. I can do with a B. and S.”
I said: “I am afraid we have no soda.”
Lupin said: “Don’t bother about that. You just trip out and hold the
horse; I don’t think Sarah understands it.”
They stayed a very short time, and as they were leaving, Lupin said: “I
want you both to come and dine with me next Wednesday, and see my new
place. Mr. and Mrs. Murray Posh, Miss Posh (Murray’s sister) are coming.
Eight o’clock sharp. No one else.”
I said we did not pretend to be fashionable people, and would like the
dinner earlier, as it made it so late before we got home.
Lupin said: “Rats! You must get used to it. If it comes to that, Daisy
and I can drive you home.”
We promised to go; but I must say in my simple mind the familiar way in
which Mrs. Posh and Lupin addressed each other is reprehensible. Anybody
would think they had been children together. I certainly should object
to a six months’ acquaintance calling _my_ wife “Carrie,” and driving out
with her.
JULY 4.—Lupin’s rooms looked very nice; but the dinner was, I thought, a
little too grand, especially as he commenced with champagne straight off.
I also think Lupin might have told us that he and Mr. and Mrs. Murray
Posh and Miss Posh were going to put on full evening dress. Knowing that
the dinner was only for us six, we never dreamed it would be a full dress
affair. I had no appetite. It was quite twenty minutes past eight
before we sat down to dinner. At six I could have eaten a hearty meal.
I had a bit of bread-and-butter at that hour, feeling famished, and I
expect that partly spoiled my appetite.
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