The rough customers between whom Merton was sitting began to laugh
hoarsely. The old gentleman frowned.
'I shall change my carriage at the next station,' he said, 'and I shall
report you for gambling.'
'A' freens!' said Merton, as if horrified by the austere reception of his
cordial advances. 'Wha's gaumlin'? We mauna play, billies, till he's
gane. An unco pernicketty auld carl, thon ane,' he remarked, _sotto
voce_. 'But there's naething in the Company's by-laws again
refraishments,' Merton added. He uncorked his bottle, made a pretence of
sucking at it, and passed it to his neighbours, the rough customers. They
imbibed with freedom.
The carriage was very dark, the lamp 'moved like a moon in a wane,' as
Merton might have quoted in happier circumstances. The rough customers
glared at him, but his cap had a peak, and he wore his comforter high.
'Man, ye're the kind o' lad I like,' said one of the rough customers.
'A' freens!' said Merton, again applying himself to the bottle, and
passing it. 'Ony ither gentleman tak' a sook?' asked Merton, including
all the passengers in his hospitable glance. 'Nane o' ye dry?
'Oh! fill yer ain glass,
And let the jug pass,
Hoo d'ye ken but yer neighbour's dry?'
Merton carolled.
'Thon's no a Scotch lilt,' remarked one of the roughs.
'A ken it's Irish,' said Merton. 'But, billie, the whusky's Scotch!'
The train slowed and the old gentleman got out. From the platform he
stormed at Merton.
'Ye're no an awakened character, ma freend,' answered Merton. 'Gude
nicht to ye! Gie ma love to the gude wife and the weans!'
The train pursued her course.
'Aw 'm saying, billie, aw 'm saying,' remarked one of the roughs,
thrusting his dirty beard into Merton's face.
'Weel, _be_ saying,' said Merton.
'You're no Lairdie Bower, ye ken, ye haena the neb o' him.'
'And wha the deil said a _was_ Lairdie Bower? Aw 'm a Lanerick man.
Lairdie's at hame wi' a sair hoast,' answered Merton.
'But ye're wearing Lairdie Bower's auld big coat.'
'And what for no? Lairdie has anither coat, a brawer yin, and he lent me
the auld yin because the nichts is cauld, and I hae a hoast ma'sel! Div
_ye_ ken Lairdie Bower? I've been wi' his auld faither and the lasses
half the day, but speakin's awfu' dry work.'
Here Merton repeated the bottle trick, and showed symptoms of going to
sleep, his head rolling on to the shoulder of the rough.
'Haud up, man!' said the rough, withdrawing the support.
'A' freens here,' remarked Merton, drawing a dirty clay pipe from his
pocket. 'Hae ye a spunk?'
The rough provided him with a match, and he killed some time, while
Preston Pans was passed, in filling and lighting his pipe.
'Ye're a Lanerick man?' asked the inquiring rough.
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