That he walke not by longe continuance
The perambulate way,
as I have been, O Reader! and as it is my fixed intention still to be.
Thou knowest, gentle Reader, that I have never wearied thee with idle
and worthless words; thou knowest that the old comic writer spake
truly when he said, that the man who speaks little says too much, if
he says what is not to the point; but that he who speaks well and
wisely will never be accused of speaking at too great length,
Τὸν μὴ λέγοντα τῶν δεόντων μηδὲ ἓν
Μακρὸν νόμιζε, κᾂν δύ᾿ εἴπῃ συλλαβάς.
Τὸν δ᾿ εὗ λέγοντα, μὴ νόμιζ᾿ εἶναι μακρὸν,
Μηδ᾿ ἂν σφόδρ᾿ εἴπῃ πολλὰ, και πολὺν χρόνον.[1]
[Footnote 1: PHILEMON.]
My good Readers will remember that, as was duly noticed in our first
chapter P. I. the clock of St. George's had just struck five when Mrs.
Dove was pouring out the seventh cup of tea for her husband, and when
our history opens. I have some observations to make concerning both
the tea and the tea service, which will dear the Doctor from any
imputation of intemperance in his use of that most pleasant,
salutiferous and domesticizing beverage: but it would disturb the
method of my narration were they to be introduced in this place. Here
I have something to relate about the Clock. Some forty or fifty years
ago a Butcher being one of the Churchwardens of the year, and fancying
himself in that capacity invested with full power to alter and improve
any thing in or about the Church, thought proper to change the
position of the clock, and accordingly had it removed to the highest
part of the tower, immediately under the battlements. Much beautiful
Gothic work was cut away to make room for the three dials, which he
placed on three sides of this fine tower; and when he was asked what
had induced him thus doubly to disfigure the edifice, by misplacing
the dials, and destroying so much of the ornamental part, the great
and greasy killcow answered that by fixing the dials so high, he could
now stand at his own shop door and see what it was o'clock! That
convenience this arrant churchwarden had the satisfaction of enjoying
for several years, there being no authority that could call him to
account for the insolent mischief he had done. But Archdeacon Markham
(to his praise be it spoken) at the end of the last century prevailed
on the then churchwardens to remove two of the dials, and restore the
architectural ornaments which had been defaced.
This was the clock which, with few intervals, measured out by hours
the life of Daniel Dove from the seventeenth year of his age, when he
first set up his rest within its sound.
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