Reader, you have not forgotten where we are at this time: you remember
I trust, that we are neither at Dan nor Beersheba; nor any where
between those two celebrated places; nor on the way to either of them:
but that we are in the Doctor's parlour, that Mrs. Dove has just
poured out his seventh cup of tea, and that the clock of St. George's
has struck five. In what street, parade, place, square, row, terrace
or lane, and in what town, and in what county; and on what day, and in
what month, and in what year, will be explained in due time. You
cannot but remember what was said in the second chapter _post-initium_
concerning the importance and the necessity of order in an undertaking
like this. “All things,” says Sir Thomas Brown, “began in order; so
shall they end, and so shall they begin again; according to the
ordainer of order, and mystical mathematics of the City of Heaven:”
This awful sentence was uttered by the Philosopher of Norwich upon
occasion of a subject less momentous than that whereon we have
entered, for what are the mysteries of the _Quincunx_ compared to the
delineation of a human mind? Be pleased only at present to bear in
mind where we are. Place but as much confidence in me as you do in
your review, your newspaper, and your apothecary; give me but as much
credit as you expect from your tailor; and if your apothecary deserves
that confidence as well, it will be well for you, and if your credit
is as punctually redeemed it will be well for your tailor. It is not
without cause that I have gone back to the Doctor's childhood and his
birth place. Be thou assured, O Reader! that he never could have been
seated thus comfortably in that comfortable parlour where we are now
regarding him—never by possibility could have been at that time in
that spot, and in those circumstances;—never could have been the
Doctor that he was,—nay according to all reasonable induction, all
tangible or imaginable probabilities,—never would have been a Doctor
at all,—consequently thou never couldst have had the happiness of
reading this delectable history, nor I the happiness of writing it for
thy benefit and information and delight,—had it not been for his
father's character, his father's books, his schoolmaster Guy, and his
Uncle William, with all whom and which, it was therefore indispensable
that thou shouldst be made acquainted.
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