It will not surprise the judicious reader to be told that the Doctor
was a professed physiognomist, though Lavater had not in those days
made it fashionable to talk of physiognomy as a science. Baptista
Porta led him to consider the subject; and the coarse wood-cuts of a
bungling Italian elucidated the system as effectually as has since
been done by Mr. Holloway's graver. But Dr. Dove carried it farther
than the Swiss enthusiast after, or the Neapolitan physician before
him. Conceiving in a deeper sense than Lebrun, _que chacun avait sa
bête dans la figure_, he insisted that the strong animal likenesses
which are often so distinctly to be traced in men, and the
correspondent propensities wherewith they are frequently accompanied,
are evidence of our having pre-existed in an inferior state of being.
And he deduced from it a theory, or notion as he modestly called it,
which he would have firmly believed to be a part of the patriarchal
faith, if he had known how much it resembled the doctrine of the
Druids.
His notion was that the Archeus, or living principle, acquires that
perfect wisdom with which it acts, by passing through a long
progression in the lower world, before it becomes capable of being
united to a rational and immortal soul in the human body. He even
persuaded himself that he could discover in particular individuals
indications of the line by which their Archeus had travelled through
the vegetable and animal kingdoms.
There was a little pragmatical exciseman, with a hungry face, sharp
nose, red eyes, and thin, coarse, straggling hair of a yellow cast,
(what was formerly called Judas-colour,) whom he pronounced to have
been a ferret in his last stage. “Depend upon it,” he said, “no rat
will come under the roof where he resides!” And he was particularly
careful when they met in the open air always to take the wind of him.
One lawyer, a man of ability and fair character, but ready to avail
himself of every advantage which his profession afforded, he traced
from a bramble into a wasp, thence into a butcher-bird, and lastly
into a fox, the vulpine character being manifestly retained in his
countenance. There was another, who from sweeping his master's office
and blacking his shoes, had risen to be the most noted pettifogger in
those parts. This fellow was his peculiar abhorrence; his living
principle, he affirmed, could never have existed in any other form
than that of a nuisance; and accordingly he made out his genealogy
thus:—a stinker (which is the trivial name of the _phallus
impudicus_,) a London bug, an ear-wig, a pole-cat,—and, still
worsening as he went on, a knavish attorney.
He convicted an old Major in the West York Militia of having been a
turkey cock; and all who knew the Major were satisfied of the
likeness, whatever they might be of the theory.
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