Marshal Laverdin in the year 1599 was hunting in the province of
Maine, when his attendants came in sight of a peasant who, instead of
waiting to pay his obeisance to their master, fled from them. They
pursued and overtook him; and as he did not uncover to salute the
Marshal, they plucked off his cap, and discovered that he had a horn
growing on his head. François Trouillu was this poor man's name, and
he was then aged thirty-four years: the horn began to sprout when he
was about seven years old; it was shaped almost like that of a ram,
only the flutings were straight instead of spiral, and the end bowed
inwards toward the cranium. The fore part of his head was bald, and
his beard red and tufted, such as painters bestow upon Satyrs. He had
retired to the woods hoping to escape exposure there, and there he
wrought in the coal-pits. Marshal Laverdin took possession of him as
he would of a wild beast, and sent him as a present to Henry IV; and
that King, with even more inhumanity than the Marshal, bestowed him
upon somebody who carried him about as a show. Mezeray, who relates
this without any comment upon the abominable tyranny of the Marshal
and the King, concludes the story by saying “the poor man took it so
much to heart to be thus led about like a bear and exposed to the
laughter and mockery of his fellow creatures, that he very soon died.”
Blumenbach says “it has been ascertained by chemical analysis that
such horns have a greater affinity in their composition with the horns
of the rhinoceros than of any other animal.” It may be so; but the
short and straight horns were stunted in their growth; their natural
tendency was to twist like a sheep's horn;—and the habit of
cornification is more likely to have been formed nearer home than in
the interior of Africa.
The first rope-dancer, or as Johnson would have called him
‘funambulist,’ the Doctor said, had been a monkey; the first fellow
who threw a somerset, a tumbler pigeon.
The Oneirocrites, or Oneirologists, as they who pretended to lay down
rules for the interpretation of dreams called themselves, say that if
any one dreams he has the head of a horse on his shoulders instead of
his own, it betokens poverty and servitude. The Doctor was of opinion
that it presaged nothing, but that it bore a retrospective
interpretation, being the confused reminiscence of a prior state.
Amateur thieves,—for there are persons who commit petty larcenies with
no other motive than the pleasure of stealing,—he supposed to have
been tame magpies or jackdaws. And in the vulgar appellation which is
sometimes bestowed upon an odious woman, he thought that though there
was not more meant than meets the ear, there was more truth conveyed
than was intended.
A dramatist of Charles the First's reign, says,
'Tis thought the hairy child that's shown about
Came by the mother's thinking on the picture
Of Saint John Baptist, in his camel's coat.
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