_Est brevitate opus, ut currat sententia, neu se
Impediat verbis lassas onerantibus aures;
Et sermone opus est, modo tristi, sæpe jocoso._
HORACE.
The Reader is now so far acquainted with the Doctor and his bride
elect, (for we are still in the Interim,)—he knows so much of the
birth, parentage and education of both, so much of their respective
characters, his way of thinking and her way of life, that we may pass
to another of those questions propounded in the second post-initial
chapter.
The minister of a very heterodox congregation in a certain large city,
accosted one of his friends one day in the street with these words,
which were so characteristic and remarkable that it was impossible not
to remember and repeat them,—“I am considering whether I shall marry
or keep a horse.” He was an eccentric person, as this anecdote may
show; and his inspirited sermons (I must not call them inspired,) were
thought in their style of eloquence and sublimity to resemble
Klopstock's Odes.
No such dubitation could ever have entered the Doctor's head. Happy
man, he had already one of the best horses in the world: (Forgive me,
O Shade of Nobs in thine Elysian pastures, that I have so long delayed
thy eulogy!)—and in Deborah he was about to have one of the best of
wives.
If he had hesitated between a horse and a wife, he would have deserved
to meet with a Grey Mare.
CHAPTER CXXXV.
REGINALD HEBER. A MISTAKE OBVIATED, WHICH MIGHT OTHERWISE EASILY BE
MADE.
Perhaps some Gull, as witty as a Goose,
Says with a coy skew look, “it's pretty, pretty!
But yet that so much wit he should dispose
For so small purpose, faith” saith he, “'tis pity!”
DAVIES OF HEREFORD.
Who was Nobs?
Nobs, I may venture to affirm, is not mentioned by Reginald Heber. I
have never had an opportunity of ascertaining the fact by a careful
examination of his volumes, but the enquiries which it has been in my
power to make, have led to this conclusion. Judicious readers will, I
hope, acknowledge, that in consequence of the scrupulous care with
which I guard against even the appearance of speaking positively upon
subjects whereon there may be any reasonable doubt, I am,
comparatively with most authors, superlatively correct.
Now as Reginald Heber must have seen Nobs, and having seen could not
but have remarked him, and having remarked must also have perceived
how remarkable he was for all the outward and visible signs of a good
horse, this omission is to be lamented. A culpable omission it must
not be called, because it was not required that he should mention him;
but it could not have been considered as _hors d'œuvre_ to have
noticed his surpassing merits, merits which Reginald Heber could have
appreciated, and which no one perhaps could have described so well;
for of Nobs it may veritably be said that he was a horse
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