It so happened that a filly by name Miss Jenny had been turned out to
recover from a sprain in a field sufficiently near Knavesmire Heath
for a Houyhnhnm voice to be within hearing of Houyhnhnm ears. In this
field did Miss Jenny one day beguile the solitude by exclaiming
“heigh-ho for a husband!” an exclamation which exists in the Equine as
well as in the English language. It is also found in the Feline
tongue, but Grimalkin has set it to very unpleasant music. Moses heard
the strain and listened to the voice of love. The breezes did for him
what many a lover has in vain requested them to do in sonnet, and in
elegy, and in song;—they wafted back his sympathetic wishes, and the
wooing was carried on at a quarter of a mile distance: after which the
Innamorato made no more of hedge and ditch than Jupiter was wont to do
of a brazen Tower. Goonhilly in Cornwall was indebted for its once
famous breed of horses to a Barb, which was turned loose (like Moses)
by one of the Erisey family,—the Erisey estate joining the down.
A few days afterwards Miss Jenny having perfectly recovered of her
sprain was purchased by Dr. Dove. The alteration which took place in
her shape was so little that it excited no suspicion in any person:—a
circumstance which will not appear extraordinary to those who remember
that the great Mr. Taplin himself having once booked his expectations
of a colt, kept the mare eleven lunar months and a fortnight by the
Almanack, and then parted with her, after taking the opinion of almost
every farmer and breeder in the country, upon an universal decision
that she had no foal in her;—ten days afterwards the mare shewed cause
why the decision of the judges should be reversed. Those persons, I
say, who know the supereminent accuracy of Mr. Taplin, and that in
matters of this kind every thing past under his own eye, (for he tells
you that it was a trust which he never delegated to another), will not
be so much surprised as the Doctor was at what happened on the present
occasion. The Doctor and Nicholas were returning from
Adwick-in-the-Street where they had been performing an operation. It
was on the eleventh of June; the day had been unusually hot; they were
overtaken by a thunderstorm, and took shelter in a barn. The Doctor
had no sooner alighted than Miss Jenny appeared greatly distressed;
and to the utter astonishment both of Dr. Dove and Nicholas, who could
scarcely believe their own eyes, there was—almost as soon as they
could take off the saddle—what I once saw called in the letter of a
waiting gentlewoman—_dishion_ to the family. To express the same event
in loftier language,
_Ἦλθεν δ᾿ υπὸ σπλάγχνων ὑπ ὠ——
δῖνος τ᾿ ἐρατᾶς ΝΟΨ
Ες φάος ἀυτίκα._
It is for the gratification of the learned Thebans who will peruse
this history that I quote Pindar here.
INTERCHAPTER XVI.
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