Seventeenthly and lastly, the Biographer and Disciple of Dr. Dove
opposed the assertion of Captain Scoresby that Whales were created for
man, which assertion was brought forward when it had been shown, that
the writer in all which went before had adhered and was at present
adhering to the philosophy of Dr. Dove, in relation to a beautiful
stanza that had been quoted from a poem of Mr. Charles Lloyd, which
becoming applicable as a motto because it seemed to be inapplicable,
was applied after some curious facts concerning the Greenland fishery
had been stated on the authority of Captain Scoresby, who was
introduced in consequence of a wish concerning Whales having been
expressed, which was associated, it has not yet appeared how, with the
feeling in which the Reader was called upon to consider the good and
the evil connected with those one million, eight hundred and twenty
thousand goose quills, the entry of which was entered in that place
because the Reader had hit the But, when he answered the question,
which the writer propounded, after it had been observed that
Grammarians have maintained many and mysterious opinions concerning
the nature of the word _But_, with which Goosey-Loosey ended her
speech, abruptly and significantly, after Chick-Pick, and Hen-Pen, and
Cock-Lock, and Duck-Luck, and Turkey-Lurkey and Goosey-Loosey, being
consulted, confirmed the opinion of the Biographer, and Disciple of
Dr. Dove, that Aristotle was not altogether right, when he held that
domesticated animals were benefitted by their connection with man.
You see Reader where we are, and whence we came, and I have thus
retraced for you the seventeen stages of association by which we have
proceeded from the one point to the other, because you will have much
more satisfaction in seeing the substance of the aforesaid five
chapters thus clearly and coherently recapitulated, than if it had
been in the common form, simply and compendiously capitulated at the
head of each. For in this point I agree with that good, patient,
kind-hearted, industrious, ingenious, odd, whimsical and yet withal
_dullus homo_, James Elphinstone, Radical Reformer of English
Orthography. He says, and you shall have the passage in
Elphinstonography, as he printed it, “I own myself an ennemy to
hwatevver seems quaint in dhe verry contents ov a chapter; and dho dhe
starts ov surprize be intollerabell, wons plezzure iz no les balked by
anticipation. Hoo indeed prezents a bil ov fare, widh an
entertainment? Hwen dhe entertainment iz over, dhe bil may doutles com
in, to refresh dhe memmory, edher widh plan or particulers, dhat hav
regaled dhe various pallates ov dhe company.”
CHAPTER CLXX.
THE AUTHOR REPEATS A REMARK OF HIS DAUGHTER UPON THE PRECEDING
CHAPTER; COMPLIMENTS THE LORD BROUGHAM AND VAUX UPON HIS LUNGS AND
LARYNX; PHILOSOPHIZES AND QUOTES, AND QUOTES AND PHILOSOPHIZES AGAIN
AND AGAIN.
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