Shenstone used to bless his good fortune that his name was not
obnoxious to a pun. He would not have liked to have been complimented
in the same strain as a certain Mr. Pegge was by an old epigrammatist.
What wonder if my friendship's force doth last
Firm to your goodness? You have pegg'd it fast.
Little could he foresee, as Dr. Southey has observed that it was
obnoxious to a rhyme in French English. In the gardens of Ermenonville
M. placed this inscription to his honour.
This plain stone
To William Shenstone.
In his writings he display'd
A mind natural;
At Leasowes he laid
Arcadian greens rural.
Poor Shenstone hardly appears more ridiculous in the frontispiece to
his own works, where, in the heroic attitude of a poet who has won the
prize and is about to receive the crown, he stands before Apollo in a
shirt and boa, as destitute of another less dispensible part of dress
as Adam in Eden, but like Adam when innocent, not ashamed: while the
shirtless God holding a lyre in one hand prepares with the other to
place a wreath of bay upon the brow of his delighted votary.
The father of Sir Joshua Reynolds fancied that if he gave his son an
uncommon Christian name, it might be the means of bettering his
fortune; and therefore he had him christened Joshua. It does not
appear however that the name ever proved as convenient to the great
painter as it did to Joshua Barnes. He to whose Barnesian labours
Homer and Queen Esther, and King Edward III. bear witness, was a good
man and a good scholar, and a rich widow who not imprudently inferred
that he would make a good husband, gave him an opportunity by
observing to him one day that Joshua made the Sun and Moon stand
still, and significantly adding that nothing could resist Joshua. The
hint was not thrown away;—and he never had cause to repent that he had
taken, nor she that she had given it.
A Spanish gentleman who made it his pastime to write books of
chivalry, being to bring into his work a furious Giant, went many days
devising a name which might in all points be answerable to his
fierceness, neither could he light upon any; till playing one day at
cards in his friend's house, he heard the master of the house say to
the boy—muchacho—_tra qui tantos_. As soon as he heard Traquitantos he
laid down his cards and said that now he had found a name which would
fit well for his Giant.[2]
[Footnote 2: HUARTE.]
I know not whether it was the happy-minded author of the Worthies and
the Church History of Britain who proposed as an epitaph for himself
the words “Fuller's Earth,” or whether some one proposed it for him.
But it is in his own style of thought and feeling.
Nor has it any unbeseeming levity, like this which is among Browne's
poems.
Here lieth in sooth
Honest John Tooth,
Whom Death on a day
From us drew away.
Or this upon a Mr. Button,
Here lieth one, God rest his soul
Whose grave is but a button-hole.
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