It may have been the jest of a satirist that Dryden considered stewed
prunes as the best means of putting his body into a state favourable
for heroic composition; but that odd person George Wither tells us of
himself that he usually watched and fasted when he composed, that his
spirit was lost if at such times he tasted meat or drink, and that if
he took a glass of wine he could not write a verse:—no wonder
therefore that his verses were for the most part in a weak and watery
vein.[2] Father Paul Sarpi had a still more extraordinary custom; it
is not to an enemy, but to his friend and admirers that we are
indebted for informing us with what care that excellent writer
attended to physical circumstance as affecting his intellectual
powers. For when he was either reading or writing, alone, “his
manner,” says Sir Henry Wotton, “was to sit fenced with a castle of
paper about his chair, and over head; for he was of our Lord of St.
Alban's opinion _that all air is predatory_, and especially hurtful
when the spirits are most employed.”
[Footnote 2: The Greek Proverb, adverted to by Horace in i. Epist.
xix., was in the Doctor's thoughts.
_ὓδωρ δὲ πίνων οὐδὲν ἂν τέκοι σοφόν._]
There should be a State Physician to the King, besides his Physicians
ordinary and extraordinary,—one whose sole business should be to watch
over the royal health as connected with the discharge of the royal
functions, a head keeper of the King's health.
For the same reason there ought to be a Physician for the Cabinet, a
Physician for the Privy Council, a Physician for the Bench of Bishops,
a Physician for the twelve Judges, two for the House of Lords, four
for the House of Commons, one for the Admiralty, one for the War
Office, one for the Directors of the East India Company, (there was no
Board of Controul in the Doctor's days, or he would certainly have
advised that a Physician should be placed upon that Establishment
also): one for the Lord Mayor, two for the Common Council, four for
the Livery. (He was speaking in the days of Wilkes and Liberty). How
much mischief, said he, might have been prevented by cupping the Lord
Mayor, blistering a few of the Aldermen, administering salts and manna
to lower the pulse of civic patriotism, and keeping the city orators
upon a low regimen for a week before every public meeting.
Then in the Cabinet what evils might be averted by administering
laxatives or corroborants as the case required.
In the Lords and Commons, by clearing away bile, evacuating ill
humours and occasionally by cutting for the simples.[3]
[Footnote 3: The probable origin of this Proverb is given in Grose's
Dictionary of the vulgar tongue.]
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