The boys, sitting behind the _Birds_, and the girls sitting behind the
_Quadrupeds_, turned the leaves and began to toss their comments and
their fun back and forth.
"The wild pigeon is gone," said Harold, whose ideas on this subject and
others related to it showed that he had listened with a good purpose to
a father who was a naturalist and patriotic American. "The wild pigeon
is gone, and the buffalo is gone, and the deer is going, and all the
other big game is gone or is going, and the birds are going, and the
forests are going, and the streams are going, and the Americans are
going: everything is going but the immigrants--they are coming."
"Oh, but, Harold, we were immigrants once," admitted Elizabeth.
"We were Anglo-Saxon immigrants," said the son of his father; "and
they're the only kind for this country. If all the rest of the country
were like Kentucky, it wouldn't be so bad. And we American boys have got
to get busy when we are men, or there won't be any real Americans left:
I expect to stand for a big family, I do," he affirmed to Herbert as
though he somehow appropriated the privilege and the glory of it.
"So do I intend to stand for a big family," replied Herbert quickly and
jealously, now that matters seemed to be on a satisfactory basis with
Elizabeth.
"We boys are going to do our part," called out the Anglo-Saxon to the
girls sitting opposite. "You American girls will have to do yours!"
"We shall be quite ready," Elizabeth sang back dreamily.
"We shall be ready," echoed Elsie, not to be excluded from her full
share in future proceedings, "and we shall be much pleased to be ready!"
The boys turning the pages of the _Birds_ had reached the picture of the
American robin redbreast; and the girls turning the pages of the
_Quadrupeds_ had reached the picture of the American rabbit; Elizabeth
was softly stroking its ears and coat.
"I think," said Herbert, looking across at Elizabeth, and also of that
cordial lusty household bird whose picture was before him, "I think that
if a real American were to begin at twenty and keep on until he was,
say, ninety, he'd be able to down the immigrants with a family."
"Why ninety?" inquired Elizabeth, looking tenderly back at him and
apparently disturbed by the fixing of an arbitrary limit.
"That's all the Bible allows; then you take a rest."
"Oh, then our family didn't want any rest," exclaimed Harold; "for
grandfather had a child when he was ninety-one: isn't that so,
Elizabeth?"
"Oh, Harold! You've got that wrong. It wasn't grandmother, you dear
lamb! Wasn't it a woman in the Old Testament--Sarah--or Hagar--or maybe
Rebecca?"
"Anyhow, I'm right about grandfather! I'm positive he had one. Hurrah
for grandfather! He was the right kind of American! When I'm a man, I'll
be the right kind: I'll have the largest family in this neighborhood."
"Don't say that! Take that back!"
"I _will_ say it, and I do say it!"
"Then--take--_that_!"
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